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February 10th, 2009, 12:24 PM | #1 |
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Charming Ditties "N" Chat Up Lines
Because what other reason do we send cards or for that matter give gifts or pay the check ? , i know i know i`m just a hopeless romantic. Anyway this thread is for those dopey ditties found in amazingly overpriced bits of folded paper , the ones that tell our beloved how we feel about them so we don`t personally have to .If you don`t know what i mean here are a few i`ve just thought of
Roses are red Violets are blue I want us to quit Because i hate you Roses are pink Chickens lay eggs Since i got you this card Would you spread your legs Roses are red Lemons are zesty I slept with your sister Because she`s more chesty Oh and points will be awarded if you make up your own , but plagiarize and i`ll leave you alone
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February 10th, 2009, 12:39 PM | #2 |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue You're so damn ugly You belong in a zoo
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February 10th, 2009, 12:50 PM | #3 |
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Here is another
Bee's they hum You have a great bum, But don't fear my dear I'll just plough through your mum
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February 10th, 2009, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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Roses are red
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February 10th, 2009, 01:05 PM | #5 |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue You're so smelly down there It's worse than my shoe
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February 10th, 2009, 04:20 PM | #6 |
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You are the sunshine of my life
LSD makes me feel so fine I wanna stare at you till I got blind I don´t mind to wear shades all the time Now that you´re out of my sight I don´t have to turn off the light or drink five bottles of wine you´re disgusting but you´re mine Last edited by tobe2165; February 10th, 2009 at 04:26 PM.. |
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February 11th, 2009, 07:35 AM | #7 |
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Some pretty cool ditties there fellow brother members , you know maybe we should start a jingle business. Hey stranger things have happened right ? , and as i always say if Jackson can have three albino kids then surely anything is possible.
I mean we`ve even received our first testimonial from a satisfied customer Mr A Cuckold / No fixed abode " The ditties for titties system is truly amazing , i used it the night before tomorrow and saw a real live pair within seven short drinks , can`t thank you guys enough " Love can die if you keep on your guard Staying true is equally hard And why i give you this today Couldn`t get the money back on the card Goats enjoy straw Horses eat hay We were together last night Now i`ve turned gay Time spent with you Is really the pits That`s why i can`t go on And in the bath with slit wrists
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February 12th, 2009, 03:16 AM | #8 |
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Here i sit,
Taking a shit, Tossing off, To a pic of your tit
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February 12th, 2009, 04:39 AM | #9 |
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Dedicated to my last GF
Here i sit, Broken hearted, Thinking of you Then i farted
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February 12th, 2009, 09:30 AM | #10 |
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Mvasilj the Rabbie Burns of his generation , whereas i am more your run of the mill Burning Rabbi , but enough about my hobbies and back to the job of trying to see things that wob-ble
I`m a gentleman To that i`ll admit One of honour and truth Now do you swallow or spit
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