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Old September 20th, 2015, 04:10 PM   #1691
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(man's response): Mmmmm, I'd say about a 6
1865a And I thought a 6 is also a fitting score since it equals your IQ
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Old September 20th, 2015, 04:31 PM   #1692
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1872. I could swear that if I played "connect the dots" with the pimples on your ass it would be a picture of your mother!
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Old September 21st, 2015, 02:00 PM   #1693
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1873, Hey look, 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions can fit between your fat buns
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1873, Hey look, 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions can fit between your fat buns
1873a. ...and it's just as sloppy!
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Old September 22nd, 2015, 04:25 PM   #1695
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1873a. ...and it's just as sloppy!
1873b, and looks nothing like it does on photos
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1874: damn, just came on the camera...
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1875, Here, Put this black burqa on
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Old October 3rd, 2015, 06:00 PM   #1698
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Please piss so i can locate........
Who's fat ??? she answered......
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Did she answer :je suis charlie
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Did she answer :je suis charlie
The issue is, would I have listened
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