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July 27th, 2015, 09:06 PM	#1651
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July 28th, 2015, 02:10 PM	#1652
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,113 Thanks: 449,700 Thanked 896,754 Times in 60,310 Posts	1838, Blindfold, please. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 28th, 2015, 10:56 PM	#1653
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	1839. No offense, but I'd get more sensation sticking my dick into a glass of fizzing Alka Seltzer then I do from your blowjobs! __________________

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August 12th, 2015, 05:28 PM	#1654
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,113 Thanks: 449,700 Thanked 896,754 Times in 60,310 Posts	1840 Whoa, slow down a little honey, not too much effort please, the ashtray will slip off your butt and I know ya don't want me ashing on it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 15th, 2015, 07:26 AM	#1655
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	1841. Quick, beam me up Scotty then go to heading Mach 927.5 Warp 9! 1842. Happy Birthday! I was going to buy you a decontamination chamber but it wouldn't fit in your apartment, so I opted to buy you two cases of soap instead! __________________ Last edited by cuzzyman927; August 15th, 2015 at 07:34 AM.. Reason: add #1842

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August 15th, 2015, 02:28 PM	#1656
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	1843. There's nothing wrong with my dick you mental moron ... have you ever stopped to consider that your pussy is as big as the Grand Canyon?! __________________

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August 15th, 2015, 03:26 PM	#1657
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September 4th, 2015, 04:56 PM	#1658
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September 5th, 2015, 01:00 AM	#1659
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	1845. If it weren't for me your sister would still be a 32 year old virgin! __________________

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