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July 27th, 2015, 09:06 PM | #1651 |
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July 28th, 2015, 02:10 PM | #1652 |
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1838, Blindfold, please.
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July 28th, 2015, 10:56 PM | #1653 |
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1839. No offense, but I'd get more sensation sticking my dick into a glass of fizzing Alka Seltzer then I do from your blowjobs!
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August 12th, 2015, 05:28 PM | #1654 |
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1840 Whoa, slow down a little honey, not too much effort please, the ashtray will slip off your butt and I know ya don't want me ashing on it
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August 15th, 2015, 07:26 AM | #1655 |
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1841. Quick, beam me up Scotty then go to heading Mach 927.5 Warp 9!
1842. Happy Birthday! I was going to buy you a decontamination chamber but it wouldn't fit in your apartment, so I opted to buy you two cases of soap instead!
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August 15th, 2015, 02:28 PM | #1656 |
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1843. There's nothing wrong with my dick you mental moron ... have you ever stopped to consider that your pussy is as big as the Grand Canyon?!
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August 15th, 2015, 03:26 PM | #1657 |
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1843a: F***ing you is like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Central Station, needledick.
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September 4th, 2015, 04:56 PM | #1658 |
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1844, This is just like a Seinfeld episode, it's mildly amusing and means nothing
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September 5th, 2015, 01:00 AM | #1659 |
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1845. If it weren't for me your sister would still be a 32 year old virgin!
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September 5th, 2015, 04:03 PM | #1660 |
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1846 ~ You knew I`d be visiting for a love session. Why didn't you shave ?. No I mean your face !.
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