Things I never do, or will do - Page 2

**Wendigo** · January 10th, 2012, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

[B]1, Become a vegetarian

Done that for over 20 years but was drawn to the dark side by the smell of bacon

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

5, Go on welfare

I was on jobseekers allowance (a whopping £60 per week !!) for 5 months after being made redundant. That was after a period of continuous work for over 32 years and the Job Centre Plus (plus what exactly?) largely varied from disinterested to downright ignorant

3 - piss on a Job Centre staff member if they were on fire

4 - watch Big Brother in ANY of its bastardised forms
5 - get over enthusiastic about the England football team before a major tournament
6 - read Proust
7 - visit China or Japan

**Mal Hombre** · January 10th, 2012, 08:41 PM

Vote Conservative
Watch Big Brother
Watch I'm a Celebrity,Get Me Out of Here
Watch any programme with Anne Robinson
Eat Pot Noodle

alman · January 10th, 2012, 08:59 PM

have sex with a man or animals, i save that for the ladies!

**rotobott** · January 10th, 2012, 09:04 PM

I don't understand the question, do you mean, things I never do, and will never do, or something else.

This is one of them trick questions innit,

So the correct answer is die

**exfarmer** · January 10th, 2012, 09:10 PM

What i will never do:
Take any form of drugs again, fucked up my life for a long time
Start smoking again
Stand in the garden naked again, I won't elaborate but it was connected to the first item in the list.
Walk around in shorts and no shirt: it don't look good.
Watch reality tv, X Factor, Big Brother etc
Become a vegetarian: After years of producing pigs for their meat that would be all wrong.

Things i will do:
Lose weight
Get a job
Get rich, or at least richer than i am now.
I'm currently working on all three of those now and I'm sure i will succeed in at least two of them.

Sergeant D · January 11th, 2012, 12:46 AM

I will never;
trash talk my country... only it's leadership.
drink PBR.
give up the knuckle shuffle.
leave a friend that is in a bind.
litter.
drink alcohol in public.
be caught riding public transportation...if I am I'll be well armed.
buy a foreign car.
become a vegetarian.
give up my guns.

I will;
be a courteous driver.
not fart in elevators.
wrap my sausage links with bacon.
be ready for anything.

**Warren G** · January 11th, 2012, 09:01 AM

I will never again...

pass another bathroom unless I am absolutely sure...

pawn or sell anything...

take a narcotic. Except if I need it.

anally rape another little boy. (nah, only kiddin' on that one).

I will..

never again take anything for granted, such as friends or family

openly accept and enter into most any adventure that presents itself (hey, you only live once, and this one is entering it's winter)..

make friends with anyone, without discrimination, regardless of their social stature

and..oh hell, try to gve up drinking and eat more healthfully, and exercise, and all that mess. Damn.

**Welderman** · January 11th, 2012, 04:05 PM

Never take a dump in my hand and throw it at a gorilla....

**KingKeigh** · January 11th, 2012, 05:01 PM

NEVER!!!:

Date a good friend's ex. (Might screw her on the down-low though).

Sell or pawn my music equipment.

Go to a barber. (been cutting my own hair for almost ten years). Not far from being ready for a razor and the chrome dome soon. VERY soon.

Eat brussel sprouts or chickpeas. (yecchhhh!!

)

Watch Survivor, Celebrity Apprentice (My ex wife used to make me watch it with her.) or any of those shallow "us vs them"/office politics/boarding house reality shows.

Get another two year phone plan. Been month to month for over two years and still have at least three working cell phones that can be re-activated in case my main one goes down.

**sweatyhat** · January 11th, 2012, 06:34 PM

Never do:
Wear 'product' to enhance my appearance.

Never will:
Wear 'product' to enhance my appearance.

January 10th, 2012, 08:41 PM	#12
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exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,657 Times in 13,045 Posts	What i will never do: Take any form of drugs again, fucked up my life for a long time Start smoking again Stand in the garden naked again, I won't elaborate but it was connected to the first item in the list. Walk around in shorts and no shirt: it don't look good. Watch reality tv, X Factor, Big Brother etc Become a vegetarian: After years of producing pigs for their meat that would be all wrong. Things i will do: Lose weight Get a job Get rich, or at least richer than i am now. I'm currently working on all three of those now and I'm sure i will succeed in at least two of them. __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

January 11th, 2012, 12:46 AM	#16
Sergeant D Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: PA Posts: 59 Thanks: 563 Thanked 596 Times in 56 Posts	I will never; trash talk my country... only it's leadership. drink PBR. give up the knuckle shuffle. leave a friend that is in a bind. litter. drink alcohol in public. be caught riding public transportation...if I am I'll be well armed. buy a foreign car. become a vegetarian. give up my guns. I will; be a courteous driver. not fart in elevators. wrap my sausage links with bacon. be ready for anything. __________________ Bigsby in 2012! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 11th, 2012, 04:05 PM	#18
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January 11th, 2012, 05:01 PM	#19
KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,536 Times in 512 Posts	NEVER!!!: Date a good friend's ex. (Might screw her on the down-low though). Sell or pawn my music equipment. Go to a barber. (been cutting my own hair for almost ten years). Not far from being ready for a razor and the chrome dome soon. VERY soon. Eat brussel sprouts or chickpeas. (yecchhhh!!) Watch Survivor, Celebrity Apprentice (My ex wife used to make me watch it with her.) or any of those shallow "us vs them"/office politics/boarding house reality shows. Get another two year phone plan. Been month to month for over two years and still have at least three working cell phones that can be re-activated in case my main one goes down.

January 10th, 2012, 08:59 PM	#13
alman Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 80 Thanks: 3,488 Thanked 770 Times in 79 Posts	have sex with a man or animals, i save that for the ladies!

January 10th, 2012, 09:04 PM	#14
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,790 Thanked 634,644 Times in 31,432 Posts	I don't understand the question, do you mean, things I never do, and will never do, or something else. This is one of them trick questions innit, So the correct answer is die

January 11th, 2012, 09:01 AM	#17
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	I will never again... pass another bathroom unless I am absolutely sure... pawn or sell anything... take a narcotic. Except if I need it. anally rape another little boy. (nah, only kiddin' on that one). I will.. never again take anything for granted, such as friends or family openly accept and enter into most any adventure that presents itself (hey, you only live once, and this one is entering it's winter).. make friends with anyone, without discrimination, regardless of their social stature and..oh hell, try to gve up drinking and eat more healthfully, and exercise, and all that mess. Damn.

January 11th, 2012, 06:34 PM	#20
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	Never do: Wear 'product' to enhance my appearance. Never will: Wear 'product' to enhance my appearance. __________________