The worst or most disgusting things you ever ate or drank - Page 25

MaxJoker · July 1st, 2017, 07:27 AM

I like it thick on toast (Woohoo with Branston beans atop) and have even made sandwiches where I've crammed crisps in. So what could possibly go wrong with a specifically designed Marmite crisp right

Well nothing.
If it tasted as you`d expect rather than -Shudder- all beefy

Like Bovril in fact. Yes Bovril , all lovers of Marmite`s sworn nemesis

Personally I blame Gary (Mr Walkers) Lineker

He`s always been pro Beef

Estreeter · July 1st, 2017, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Devius

vegetarian

I'd never be able to say that's the worst thing I ate as it would never get to within a foot of my gob

MaxJoker · July 10th, 2017, 04:01 PM

In fact I love ice cream almost as much as Greenman loves not thanking

Only this vicious bugger has put me right off

Strawberry

Oh no.

Arse-Berry more like

Estreeter · July 10th, 2017, 04:25 PM

But not together

can't handle Chocolate and Raisins ... the Raisins starts to overpower the Chocolate and start wondering why bother

MaxJoker · July 25th, 2017, 02:03 PM

Got four from Roy`s bakery on the stomp back here to V.E.F towers , for a pound.
They felt fine , smelled fine. Cutting them open they looked fine.
Tasted however

Imagine trying to chew stodgy flour mixed with old blu tack and bitter poppy seeds

I've already thrown the inedible bastards to the seagulls.
Why

Because I can't stand seagulls

**Roubignol** · July 25th, 2017, 08:59 PM

My first trip to UK... 1989.
I still was a meat-eater.
I bought a big sandwich with ham and salad in one of these street bars in London.

I walked on the street slowly eating my sandwich... when I fell on a handful of disgusting black hairs...
It probably was hairs of the woman who gave me the sandwich.

That was really really disgusting.

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I'd never be able to say that's the worst thing I ate as it would never get to within a foot of my gob

Did you try the new Quinoa based veggie burger of McDonald?

Their first veggie burger was one of the worst shit I ever ate.

**Brecht** · July 25th, 2017, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

Their first veggie burger was one of the worst shit I ever ate.

You haven't tried the quokka burger then. It was served at our last annual VEF barbecue party. Disgusting! But trailmaster loved it.

Estreeter · July 26th, 2017, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xyzde69

Did you try the new Quinoa based veggie burger of McDonald?

Their first veggie burger was one of the worst shit I ever ate.

McDonalds

I'd rather eat my own homemade (forgive me Max) veggie burger

than have anything at McDonalds, that includes water

and the chances of myself making a veggie burger at home at about the same as you being the next Pope

McDonalds

**Silklover** · July 26th, 2017, 10:07 AM

Pigs brain that is on the pizza nowadays, being sold as "ham" just because it looks like ham, or can be made to look like ham. I don´t think it is the worst I´ve ever eaten. But every time I happen to eat low *budget alternative pizza* I think about this "ham" and get disgusted.

MaxJoker · July 31st, 2017, 04:56 PM

Like him decided to turn the other cheek over those demonic rolls .

Oh alright actually when stomping past Roy`s bakery decided to go in and complain.
Still same difference really

"Them rolls were fcuking rank you dry arsed turkey , if only you`d die screaming in agony right now then maybe I`d be happy" I bellowed.

Hell yes was polite to the girl behind the counter, since it wasn't her fault

She was apologetic , called over the manager who then offered me something else in the one quid range as compensation.
So I put away the gun and chose two brioche`s (Not that there`s

). Since figured two for a pound has to mean they`re better than four rolls for the same money.
Was the first time I've had a "Brioche". But thought (Hey it could happen

) well Foots is cool so maybe something based around French cuisine would be decent.
I`m sure it would have been if I`d got them from France.
As it was.
Ugggggh

Are they supposed to be insanely sweet and more like a Panattoni

Indeed that`s rhetorical.

For shame Roy`s Bakery , for shame

July 1st, 2017, 07:27 AM	#241
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	I like it thick on toast (Woohoo with Branston beans atop) and have even made sandwiches where I've crammed crisps in. So what could possibly go wrong with a specifically designed Marmite crisp right Well nothing. If it tasted as you`d expect rather than -Shudder- all beefy Like Bovril in fact. Yes Bovril , all lovers of Marmite`s sworn nemesis Personally I blame Gary (Mr Walkers) Lineker He`s always been pro Beef __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	Now you all know how much I love ice cream In fact I love ice cream almost as much as Greenman loves not thanking Only this vicious bugger has put me right off Strawberry Oh no. Arse-Berry more like __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,170 Thanks: 450,015 Thanked 897,181 Times in 60,369 Posts	But not together can't handle Chocolate and Raisins ... the Raisins starts to overpower the Chocolate and start wondering why bother __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	These bread rolls Got four from Roy`s bakery on the stomp back here to V.E.F towers , for a pound. They felt fine , smelled fine. Cutting them open they looked fine. Tasted however Imagine trying to chew stodgy flour mixed with old blu tack and bitter poppy seeds I've already thrown the inedible bastards to the seagulls. Why Because I can't stand seagulls __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2017, 10:07 AM	#249
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,269 Thanked 17,821 Times in 1,241 Posts	Low budget alternative piz... Pigs brain that is on the pizza nowadays, being sold as "ham" just because it looks like ham, or can be made to look like ham. I don´t think it is the worst I´ve ever eaten. But every time I happen to eat low budget alternative pizza I think about this "ham" and get disgusted.

July 31st, 2017, 04:56 PM	#250
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	Now I`m not saying I`m Jesus , Butt Like him decided to turn the other cheek over those demonic rolls . Oh alright actually when stomping past Roy`s bakery decided to go in and complain. Still same difference really "Them rolls were fcuking rank you dry arsed turkey , if only you`d die screaming in agony right now then maybe I`d be happy" I bellowed. Hell yes was polite to the girl behind the counter, since it wasn't her fault She was apologetic , called over the manager who then offered me something else in the one quid range as compensation. So I put away the gun and chose two brioche`s (Not that there`s ). Since figured two for a pound has to mean they`re better than four rolls for the same money. Was the first time I've had a "Brioche". But thought (Hey it could happen ) well Foots is cool so maybe something based around French cuisine would be decent. I`m sure it would have been if I`d got them from France. As it was. Ugggggh Are they supposed to be insanely sweet and more like a Panattoni Indeed that`s rhetorical. For shame Roy`s Bakery , for shame __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.