What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 6

**cuzzyman927** · September 21st, 2011, 01:28 PM

When the girl looks into the camera and sticks out her tongue and licks all around her lips trying to look sexy, erotic and seductive. I think it looks silly, foolish and ridiculous -- and many do it so poorly that it only serves to make them look like idiots and retards. That tongue would be best served and put to better use on her partner's dick!

piringio · September 21st, 2011, 03:45 PM

Spitting, spitting mouse to mouse ! Orrible !

barryjoel · September 21st, 2011, 06:24 PM

Guy(s) cum in a glass - girl drinks it. Not for me.

Artsey · September 24th, 2011, 07:20 PM

A chick or two chicks sucking a dildo. I mean like, nobody is getting off on that deal.

Chicks wearing cute, sexy under things then she or the guy takes it all off at once so we don't get to see it. Not enough strip and showing the girl's bod in costume. Waste of costume.

Gigglers. Real life or in porn, can't stand it.

Screamers or loud stuff. It's like the girl is trying to get the neighbors to come in and end the scene. Worse when it happens in real life.

lesbo where it's all too slow, too many close ups and both chicks cover each other.

More than one girl where the homely one hogs the scene, or grabs at the other performers as if she's trying to get another line of coke. Probably is.

Chicks who move around so much the guy can't keep it in or keep it hard. It's like she's just doing it for the money, is doing as little as possible and still get paid.

Bad chemistry betwen the performers. Saw one had a cute glamorous MILF, a giggler, moved and positioned so it was hard for the guy to enter. With the right partner she could have been better. She did another vid at the time, solo, giggling but kind of hot, Masturbation with popsickles. The guy was rude, rough and in frustration told her she was the laziest fuck he ever saw. She eventually turned around while he was roughly in rear entry and punched him. They cut but they didn't cut any of it out. They continued the scene to completion in silence. It was about as fun as watching a guy jerk off. Never saw either in anything else. Too bad. With a little coaching the girl could have done ok.

Don't like skinny chicks or obvious crack whores.

Don't like vids advertised as "tits" or "busty" and the girls aren't, or at best have the smallest implants possible.

Hand held camera work. With the scene swaying all over the place it gives me a headach to watch. Hang a tripod on the thing. You can hold it by the neck and get as much flexibility as hand held with nearly the stability and professional look of a steady cam. Just watch the tripod when you move so it doesn't swing around too much.

Gr8leggz · September 27th, 2011, 03:12 AM

1. Bare feet or stocking only feet. Put some hot ass heels on the girls or cute socks.
2. Tom Byron
3. Ron Jeremy
4. Too many tats.
5. Too many closeups that don't show enough full body sex

metroid · September 27th, 2011, 03:27 AM

Scenes too acted,like girl looking always to camera,slow mo crap,cuts to change position and boring womans.
Also fake boobs fake blonde skanks...Why you tranformed into this Kara Mynor?You were so cute

**cuzzyman927** · September 27th, 2011, 04:06 AM

Those unpleasant camera shots from behind where you're looking up some guy's hairy (and sometimes dirty) asshole while his dick is going in and out of her pussy!

Wyldeman · November 9th, 2011, 07:21 PM

The chimp comment made me LOL! For me in the modern era it's seeing a beautiful body covered in hideous tatoos and/or piercings.

jewelman · November 10th, 2011, 12:31 AM

I hate scenes where there is a lot of spitting and i don't like scenes where the guy doesn't eat the girls pussy before he fucks her.

**Alan DeMoss** · November 11th, 2011, 04:00 AM

- Women with obvious implants
- Yelling, screaming and nonstop talking/swearing
- Any form of @buse or r@pe
- Fetish, bondage, ridiculous outfits, platform shoes
- Staring at the camera, or the cameraman's chatter.
- Dumb music, esp electronic
- Weird camera angles, and "nervous" cameras. Use a tripod already.
- Poor lighting / resolution
- Bald pussies & bald dicks (also excessively hairy dudes)
- Excessive makeup, tattoos, piercings
- Spitting, creampies and wide-open mouths with tongues out
- Long reaction shots of the guy, esp when he comes
- Women who never take off their shoes and guys who never take off their watches
- Most black, hispanic, and asian women. I'm not r@cist, I just think white women are prettier.

(Wow, that eliminates a lot! Show me pretty, mostly natural women slowly enjoying themselves with good production values.

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September 27th, 2011, 03:12 AM	#55
Gr8leggz Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 106 Thanks: 506 Thanked 2,109 Times in 131 Posts	1. Bare feet or stocking only feet. Put some hot ass heels on the girls or cute socks. 2. Tom Byron 3. Ron Jeremy 4. Too many tats. 5. Too many closeups that don't show enough full body sex __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 21st, 2011, 01:28 PM	#51
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,769 Times in 36,682 Posts	When the girl looks into the camera and sticks out her tongue and licks all around her lips trying to look sexy, erotic and seductive. I think it looks silly, foolish and ridiculous -- and many do it so poorly that it only serves to make them look like idiots and retards. That tongue would be best served and put to better use on her partner's dick!

September 21st, 2011, 03:45 PM	#52
piringio Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18 Thanks: 87 Thanked 77 Times in 13 Posts	Spitting, spitting mouse to mouse ! Orrible !

September 21st, 2011, 06:24 PM	#53
barryjoel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 172 Thanks: 18,562 Thanked 1,107 Times in 140 Posts	Guy(s) cum in a glass - girl drinks it. Not for me.

September 24th, 2011, 07:20 PM	#54
Artsey Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 89 Thanks: 8,101 Thanked 613 Times in 83 Posts	A chick or two chicks sucking a dildo. I mean like, nobody is getting off on that deal. Chicks wearing cute, sexy under things then she or the guy takes it all off at once so we don't get to see it. Not enough strip and showing the girl's bod in costume. Waste of costume. Gigglers. Real life or in porn, can't stand it. Screamers or loud stuff. It's like the girl is trying to get the neighbors to come in and end the scene. Worse when it happens in real life. lesbo where it's all too slow, too many close ups and both chicks cover each other. More than one girl where the homely one hogs the scene, or grabs at the other performers as if she's trying to get another line of coke. Probably is. Chicks who move around so much the guy can't keep it in or keep it hard. It's like she's just doing it for the money, is doing as little as possible and still get paid. Bad chemistry betwen the performers. Saw one had a cute glamorous MILF, a giggler, moved and positioned so it was hard for the guy to enter. With the right partner she could have been better. She did another vid at the time, solo, giggling but kind of hot, Masturbation with popsickles. The guy was rude, rough and in frustration told her she was the laziest fuck he ever saw. She eventually turned around while he was roughly in rear entry and punched him. They cut but they didn't cut any of it out. They continued the scene to completion in silence. It was about as fun as watching a guy jerk off. Never saw either in anything else. Too bad. With a little coaching the girl could have done ok. Don't like skinny chicks or obvious crack whores. Don't like vids advertised as "tits" or "busty" and the girls aren't, or at best have the smallest implants possible. Hand held camera work. With the scene swaying all over the place it gives me a headach to watch. Hang a tripod on the thing. You can hold it by the neck and get as much flexibility as hand held with nearly the stability and professional look of a steady cam. Just watch the tripod when you move so it doesn't swing around too much.

September 27th, 2011, 03:27 AM	#56
metroid Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 15 Thanks: 25,970 Thanked 70 Times in 11 Posts	Scenes too acted,like girl looking always to camera,slow mo crap,cuts to change position and boring womans. Also fake boobs fake blonde skanks...Why you tranformed into this Kara Mynor?You were so cute

September 27th, 2011, 04:06 AM	#57
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,769 Times in 36,682 Posts	Those unpleasant camera shots from behind where you're looking up some guy's hairy (and sometimes dirty) asshole while his dick is going in and out of her pussy!

November 9th, 2011, 07:21 PM	#58
Wyldeman Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 2 Thanks: 9 Thanked 13 Times in 1 Post	The chimp comment made me LOL! For me in the modern era it's seeing a beautiful body covered in hideous tatoos and/or piercings.

November 10th, 2011, 12:31 AM	#59
jewelman Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: UK Posts: 193 Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,779 Times in 189 Posts	I hate scenes where there is a lot of spitting and i don't like scenes where the guy doesn't eat the girls pussy before he fucks her.

November 11th, 2011, 04:00 AM	#60
Alan DeMoss Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,443 Thanks: 14,657 Thanked 114,538 Times in 2,449 Posts	- Women with obvious implants - Yelling, screaming and nonstop talking/swearing - Any form of @buse or r@pe - Fetish, bondage, ridiculous outfits, platform shoes - Staring at the camera, or the cameraman's chatter. - Dumb music, esp electronic - Weird camera angles, and "nervous" cameras. Use a tripod already. - Poor lighting / resolution - Bald pussies & bald dicks (also excessively hairy dudes) - Excessive makeup, tattoos, piercings - Spitting, creampies and wide-open mouths with tongues out - Long reaction shots of the guy, esp when he comes - Women who never take off their shoes and guys who never take off their watches - Most black, hispanic, and asian women. I'm not r@cist, I just think white women are prettier. (Wow, that eliminates a lot! Show me pretty, mostly natural women slowly enjoying themselves with good production values. )