What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 12

**palo5** · January 7th, 2012, 12:32 PM

There's plenty to choose from, but nearly always the worst and most annoying things are the men

Estreeter · January 7th, 2012, 12:51 PM

If I found out one or any of our male VEF members were in it

**tygrkhat40** · January 7th, 2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

If I found out one or any of our male VEF members were in it

How would you know it was one of us?

Estreeter · January 7th, 2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

How would you know it was one of us?

Easy, as per usual VEF member habits, the member would ask the female actor

2 standard VEF questions

1, Do you do anal ?
2, What is your name ?

**Ace** · January 7th, 2012, 03:52 PM

I don't and never will understand the (mostly) modern formula of a man masturbating himself onto a woman's face. I don't get it. It would be different if the woman was doing it, and some happened to get on her face. But some guy frantically pulling his pud like a zoo monkey, while aiming at a woman's face, it's embarrassing.

**Buschi** · January 7th, 2012, 04:12 PM

What ruins a porn scene for you?: A missing nice big facial at the end!!! I hate those so called pornstars who refuse to have cum on their faces. It is like a butcher refuses meat!

**palo5** · January 7th, 2012, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buschi

I hate those so called pornstars who refuse to have cum on their faces

Really? I love them, and wish there were more

In fact, their movies are often a sign of quality, because then I know I don't have to watch the undignified spectacles I find so off-putting. Ace Bailey describes above

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It is like a butcher refuses meat!

That's not true. Of course butchers trade in meat, but it doesn't mean they have to accept monkey flesh (or worse)

**Jeff Vader** · January 8th, 2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ace Bailey

I don't and never will understand the (mostly) modern formula of a man masturbating himself onto a woman's face. I don't get it. It would be different if the woman was doing it, and some happened to get on her face. But some guy frantically pulling his pud like a zoo monkey, while aiming at a woman's face, it's embarrassing.

In a porn setting it probably is ridiculous, though not for the monkey faces that most of the guys make - going oooh and aaah making monkey noises as well only makes it more comical.

Any woman that has let me / asked me to come on their faces or in their mouths trusted me to a high level. Generally it was a 'I love you so I'll let you do this', there were things that I did for them that I wasn't particularly keen on doing or trying so they agreed to try that. This took time to build to that level of trust, if a girl I just met asked me to do that, frankly I'd be a little turned off her as it's too much too soon.

FlyStrat · January 8th, 2012, 03:11 PM

Your wife returning home earlier, with her mom.

**Carrot74** · January 9th, 2012, 06:42 PM

I've noticed a couple of common themes/peeves we have discussed in various manners.
- Bad cinematography - camera badly/ill positioned
I mention that even though I'll bet the majority of us aren't camera operators or directors, but we have been spoiled with good productions from the 70's and 80's
- Actors and actresses who don't 'act' - they 'go through the motions'
- Really horrible dubbing where the voices are worse than you can shake a frozen mukluk at. ( North Canada thing - apologies)
Those come across as some very valid reasons we are here and definitely prefer 'the good old days of porn'.

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Buschi Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,185 Thanks: 227 Thanked 32,364 Times in 2,669 Posts	What ruins a porn scene for you?: A missing nice big facial at the end!!! I hate those so called pornstars who refuse to have cum on their faces. It is like a butcher refuses meat! __________________ If u find dead links or missing screenshots: Give me a hint!

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January 9th, 2012, 06:42 PM	#120
Carrot74 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Up in the Frozen North Posts: 956 Thanks: 76,105 Thanked 9,346 Times in 954 Posts	I've noticed a couple of common themes/peeves we have discussed in various manners. - Bad cinematography - camera badly/ill positioned I mention that even though I'll bet the majority of us aren't camera operators or directors, but we have been spoiled with good productions from the 70's and 80's - Actors and actresses who don't 'act' - they 'go through the motions' - Really horrible dubbing where the voices are worse than you can shake a frozen mukluk at. ( North Canada thing - apologies) Those come across as some very valid reasons we are here and definitely prefer 'the good old days of porn'.