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Old November 22nd, 2012, 03:45 AM   #51
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Well, I did come once in someone else's pants, but it's too complicated to explain
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Old November 22nd, 2012, 06:36 AM   #52
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Well, I did come once in someone else's pants, but it's too complicated to explain

Although i hear you were immediately thrown off the bus
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Old November 23rd, 2012, 07:53 PM   #53
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Never in my pants while awake, but close several times.

When I was 15, my family went to visit one of my mother's college friends in another state. They had a girl my same age who was fairly good looking. One afternoon we went swimming in a large lake and that girl invited a friend of hers along. I had seen plenty of girls in two piece swimming suits, but never had been around any in real bikinis. This girl and her friend had the smallest suits I had ever seen, just like models in a magazine. Both of them had excellent figures and the breasts were about to pop out of the tops. The bottoms were very revealing and approached what we now call thongs. These were called then "French cut" and were very high riding on the hips. In my wild mind they were just about naked. I could stay in the water to hide my erection. That night I had a wet dream that got all over the bed. My mother understood (I think) and took care of the laundry at her friend's house. The really bad part, besides being so embarrassed, was I had no memory at all about the dream, but it must have been a doozy!
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Old November 28th, 2012, 04:11 PM   #54
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Not quite my pants, but long way back one hot summer my gf and I went to the movies. I was in shorts and she got it in her head that she wanted to play. i had the popcorn box in my lap and she slid her hand alongside and rubbed me through my shorts. Quickly i was hard as a rock and she pushed my shorts up a bit (it was the 80s - shorter styles back then) so she could rub the head of my cock in her hand and against my leg. She rubbed and fondled me until I exploded. the bottom of my shorts were stained, i had cum on my leg, seat and i think some even got on my sock. I used napkins to clean up the best i could, but leaving the movie theater i could feel the dried cum in my leg hair. I was very self conscious walking out of the theater, but absolutely worth it.
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Old November 29th, 2012, 03:53 PM   #55
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This has happened to me twice. Back in the days before home video you had to go to a public theater if you wanted to jack to a porn film. I liked to go to the earliest shows because there were fewer patrons and a better chance of a little privacy. One morning it was pretty crowded. There were men in every row. Toward the end of the first film, I blasted off without ever laying a hand on myself. Really! Honest! I had to hurry through the lobby and down the street to my car, walking in a strange way so no one else could see the sticky mess on the front of my trousers.

A little more than a decade later, the same thing happened during a lap dance at a strip club.

So, c’mon. What about those embarrassing moments with the big wet stain on the front of your trousers. You can tell us. We’re all friends here.

Not I. But there is a funny scene in a movie called "She's Out of My League" where a guy does so.
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Done all there is to do in them! But not in the same pair at the same time.
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Not I. But there is a funny scene in a movie called "She's Out of My League" where a guy does so.
Likewise in the movie "All That Jazz".
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When she returned to modeling as "Rhonda Flaming" in JUGGS magazine, I was pretty happy to see her looking from the cover of the magazine at the local "magazine emporium" aka porn shop.
They had one issue on the racks that you could look at before requesting one from behind the counter to purchase.
I opened up the magazine to see what they had and saw this:
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And that was all it took.
I was pretty pent-up, one reason I went "shopping" and her renewed modeling career took me by surprise.
She is like the main reason I've never gone to Glamourcon - annoyance if she isn't there - and the likelyhood of have an immediate reaction if she is - LOL.

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only once, at high school.

i was 19 years, i had possibly one of the hottest teachers ever, she always wore mini-skirts, big natural jiggly tits, she smelled incredible, one day she told me to stay after class she wanted to talk to me, thought nothing about it, grabbed a chair and sat next to her.

what surprised me was how the convo went, i thought we were going to talk about school stuff but instead ...

She - "so, your behaviour lately seems a bit strange, what is it?"

Me - "nothing's wrong, why you say that?"

She - "everytime i'm in class you look at me differntly than the other students"

Me - "i do?.. "

She - "yep"

Me - "..............you turn me on, if i had a machine to create the ultimate woman, it would be you"

i'm not a shy person at all, but i don't even know how the fuck did i managed to say it to her, i was going crazy, i would've sold my soul to the devil for her.

She - looked a bit unsure then said .."well that was a bit unexpected actually, i thought you had a different problem".

by the time she said this i had a strong hard on, i was wearing a gym pants so it was extremely evident.

Me - "take a look at my pants, see that?"

She - "she stared, looked at me in the eyes and stared back at the hard on" , then said - "i'm married, i got a 2 years old girl, i understand your problem but some things i CAN'T do".

Me - "so what can we do to solve this problem then? cause it's not going to stop"

She - "maybe i should wear longer skirts and less revealing dressed?"

Me - "sounds like a good idea"

She then looked at me and said "ok, we're not going to have sex or anything, but you can go ahead and touch me for a minute, that's all i can give you"

Me - "......................."

i put a hand on her inner thigh and just licked her face and neck quite roughly, i was going crazy.

without touching my cock or anything, i came in my pants and a nice big stain was evident on my blue training pants.

She - "you done?"

i couldn't even talk, my eyes was watering and felt very sleepy, i pointed to my pants, she saw the stain, i got up and told her barely with any voice.. see you tomorrow.

she started wearing longer skirts etc, although every now and then we used to stare at each other in a "I WANT YOU" way, but we didn't do anything ever again.
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