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August 25th, 2018, 05:12 AM | #13721 |
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My wife took the dog for a walk last night
At 2 o'clock in the morning my dog knocked on the door He had bloody paws and teeth. I said "what happend" He just smiled and said "I just proved I'm a man's best friend" |
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August 25th, 2018, 10:15 AM | #13722 |
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August 25th, 2018, 03:36 PM | #13723 |
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You will never guess who I bumped into at the opticians today...................everybody!
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August 25th, 2018, 03:57 PM | #13724 |
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Had phone sex with an Oriental woman earlier today ,
Well technically it was a wrong number halfway through a wank Butt still.
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August 25th, 2018, 05:47 PM | #13725 |
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I treat my wife as I treat my dog.
Last night I gave her a bone and belly rub. |
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August 26th, 2018, 05:51 AM | #13726 |
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August 26th, 2018, 12:52 PM | #13727 |
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A little boy sees two dogs outside having sex doggystyle. He asks his mom, "Mom, what are they doing?" The mother replies, "Making puppies." Later that afternoon, the son sees two bonobo chimps having sex face to face on a nature show on TV. The son asks what they are doing. The mother replies, "Making baby chimps."
That night the son walks in on his parents having sex in the missionary position. He announces, "Better flip her over dad. I want a puppy!" |
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August 26th, 2018, 04:13 PM | #13728 |
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Absolute cutie just came up and started chatting to me on the train, and long story short he’s asked for my details!!! Never heard the chat up line ‘failure to present a valid ticket will incur a fine’ but I’m totally in love!!!
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August 27th, 2018, 11:36 AM | #13729 |
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Today’s football results:-
Manchester United: 3 Barcelona: 2 Leeds United: 2 Surreal Madrid: Floating cubes |
August 27th, 2018, 11:45 AM | #13730 | |
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A kid is at the farm with His Grandmother,He sees a stallion with a huge erection,He ask His granny "What's that ?" She says "It's nothing" Later He tells His Grandad "This horse had a big thing between it's legs but Granny said it was nothing and the Grandad says "Well Your Grandmother's been spoiled"
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