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August 24th, 2018, 12:29 PM	#13711
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,103 Thanks: 174,770 Thanked 634,548 Times in 31,424 Posts	A dog goes into a bar and says "Gimme a rum and .... coke." The bartender says " Sure but what's with the short pause ?" The dog says "Don't know. they've always been like this."

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August 24th, 2018, 04:07 PM	#13712
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	What did the painter do when he felt cold ? , Put on another coat. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 24th, 2018, 04:23 PM	#13713
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would have ducked.

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August 24th, 2018, 04:34 PM	#13714
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	How do you make Micky Mouse watch? Take off Minnie Mouse's clothes

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I suffer with amnesia and deja vu ....

I think I have forgotten this before

You told that one already.

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August 24th, 2018, 04:55 PM	#13716
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August 24th, 2018, 07:21 PM	#13717
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	My uncle just came down with something nasty. An unopen parachute

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August 25th, 2018, 03:02 AM	#13718
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August 25th, 2018, 03:20 AM	#13719
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If I could watch only one movie for the rest of my life, my choice would be Groundhog Day.

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If I could watch only one movie for the rest of my life, my choice would be Groundhog Day.

OK, but no need to have it on FF.

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