What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 5

olivierd · July 7th, 2011, 05:06 PM

I learned yesterday that when you drive and you turn your head to watch a girl in mini skirt, you don't see that the car in front you slowed. An evidence.

**blueballsdc** · July 7th, 2011, 05:36 PM

When I call the Accounts Payable department for one of my customers and I dial the digits slightly wrong it is a phone sex line that answers.

Estreeter · July 7th, 2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierd

I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.

Actually, I did learn once that when you're a leader you don't need excuses

**billybunter** · July 7th, 2011, 06:02 PM

I learned today that wee shitheads tried to break into my shed

they were about 10/11 years old. What can you do? bugger all ring the cops the wee bastards are long gone. Not alot in my shed apart from a snap-on tool box and a pile of porn mags

I think the spanners would have been safe.

**Mal Hombre** · July 7th, 2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierd

I see my boss looking at pictures of ass on the office computer. I tell it to a colleague, he says it's normal because he is a man. I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.

Of course If You were caught doing it,You'd be a filthy perv.

MaxJoker · July 7th, 2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

If you ever venture over here GS i'll buy you enough beer and whiskey to put you asleep

Bloody hell i didn`t know you owned a brewery mate

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Not me buddy! Don't like back stabbers

I`d say 99 percent of us are right with you there

Only i`m pretty sure that`s not what brother Blatt meant .

I think he was trying to say how he liked the fact us forum dudes thought enough about him to poke affectionate fun at him.

Me i`m just thinking " Kudos " to Blatt for seeing those comments for exactly what they were and taking them exactly in the spirit they were intended .

**rotobott** · July 7th, 2011, 08:00 PM

Blatt's one of the best, or I wouldn't dream of taking the piss.

He knows it's in good fun

**Mal Hombre** · July 8th, 2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierd

I see my boss looking at pictures of ass on the office computer. I tell it to a colleague, he says it's normal because he is a man. I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.

The lesson here,is the same old one,"Don't do as I do,Do as I say"

MaxJoker · July 8th, 2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Blatt's one of the best, or I wouldn't dream of taking the piss.

Hell i dream it

You kidding , his piss must be 70 percent proof

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Originally Posted by rotobott

He knows it's in good fun

Or would if he was ever sober

**billybunter** · July 8th, 2011, 04:48 PM

Brother Blatt is one of the best

just don't leave your sweets around him

July 7th, 2011, 06:02 PM	#44
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July 8th, 2011, 04:48 PM	#50
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Brother Blatt is one of the best just don't leave your sweets around him __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 7th, 2011, 05:06 PM	#41
olivierd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: France Posts: 318 Thanks: 766 Thanked 6,622 Times in 318 Posts	I learned yesterday that when you drive and you turn your head to watch a girl in mini skirt, you don't see that the car in front you slowed. An evidence.

July 7th, 2011, 05:36 PM	#42
blueballsdc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,721 Thanks: 112,645 Thanked 21,428 Times in 1,713 Posts	When I call the Accounts Payable department for one of my customers and I dial the digits slightly wrong it is a phone sex line that answers.

July 7th, 2011, 08:00 PM	#47
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,105 Thanks: 174,779 Thanked 634,590 Times in 31,426 Posts	Blatt's one of the best, or I wouldn't dream of taking the piss. He knows it's in good fun