 |
 |
 |
 |
Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
|
||||||||
|
||||||||
 Best Porn Sites
|
Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Mark Forums Read |
| Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here! |
| View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in ! | |||
| Kerry Katona |
   
|
106 | 18.76% |
| Jordan |
  
|
159 | 28.14% |
| Jodie Marsh |
  
|
112 | 19.82% |
| Posh Spice |
  
|
112 | 19.82% |
| Sarah Jessica Parker |
  
|
159 | 28.14% |
| Peaches Geldof |
  
|
86 | 15.22% |
| Kelly Osbourne |
|
151 | 26.73% |
| Paris Hilton |
|
136 | 24.07% |
| Amy Winehouse |
|
254 | 44.96% |
| Other |
|
40 | 7.08% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 565. You may not vote on this poll | |||
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
August 7th, 2010, 05:02 AM
|
#41 | |
|
Vintage Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 472
Thanks: 31,031
Thanked 10,280 Times in 473 Posts
  |
Quote:
Fran: Ohhh, Xex-e-me-des....you fill me fuller than a Coney Island hot dog...  And if it gets too much you just need to make sure her mouth is otherwise occupied  However I will offer for my part of "not if she was the last technically female thing on the planet": Rosie O'donnell  or as I think of her:  
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Blessings young children: sleep peacefully and well. Let the grown-ups sleep not, but open their eyes. Last edited by Xexemedes; August 7th, 2010 at 05:30 AM.. |
|
|
|
| The Following 34 Users Say Thank You to Xexemedes For This Useful Post: | axdx, ballyhoo, blatt, BLUEDINGO, bp666, Clouddancer, dbailey, derlvr, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, have a question, hollyfan, imracerx, Jake Gittes, jomama, keefriff, kolzig37, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mxyptlk, nevermind, NIN, olenin, Person, rewbear, Richandy, Road Dogg, scoundrel, SpEffects, tabler, Tester2010, The Wolf Man, TheBare, trailmaster |
|
August 7th, 2010, 02:39 PM
|
#42 | |
|
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,120
Thanks: 449,724
Thanked 896,793 Times in 60,321 Posts
|
Quote:
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 29 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: | axdx, ballyhoo, blatt, BLUEDINGO, bp666, Clouddancer, dbailey, Glen Quagmire, have a question, hollyfan, Jake Gittes, jomama, keefriff, kolzig37, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mxyptlk, nevermind, rewbear, Richandy, Road Dogg, scoundrel, SpEffects, tabler, Tester2010, The Wolf Man, TheDogThatDidntBark, trailmaster, Xexemedes |
|
August 7th, 2010, 03:33 PM
|
#43 | |
|
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
"Well known women you never would " Is now sponsored by Gibsons Live Ringtones !
Quote:
As for Fran Drescher ?  If it's only her voice that`s annoying then providing you shove something in her mouth i don`t see a problem "Remember if you're on the lookout for a new tone try Gibson's ,and pick up that motherf*cking phone" 
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 35 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: | axdx, ballyhoo, blatt, BLUEDINGO, bp666, Clouddancer, dbailey, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, hollyfan, hulker, imracerx, Jake Gittes, jomama, keefriff, kenmil4, kolzig37, Mal Hombre, mxyptlk, nevermind, olenin, Person, rewbear, Richandy, Ritzik, scoundrel, SpEffects, tabler, Tester2010, The Wolf Man, TheBare, TheDogThatDidntBark, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Xexemedes |
|
August 11th, 2010, 04:55 PM
|
#44 |
|
Long Suffering Bills Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The City of Good Neighbors
Posts: 9,669
Thanks: 304,243
Thanked 152,512 Times in 9,629 Posts
|
Actually, Fran's been working to deaden her accent, but I could see (or is that hear) in the throes of passion that Noo Yawk accent come screaming through.
A woman who does nothing for me is Julia Roberts. Great actress, but she's not my type. Oh yeah, Courtney Love. Not with someone else's............... Last edited by Estreeter; August 11th, 2010 at 05:16 PM.. Reason: text |
|
|
|
| The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post: |
|
August 14th, 2010, 03:18 PM
|
#45 |
|
Vintage Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Spain - Costa Blanca
Posts: 811
Thanks: 10,238
Thanked 11,623 Times in 809 Posts
|
Ladies & Gentlemen presenting in the left corner the undisputed & reigning World Champion of - I definitely wouldn't under any circumstances whatsoever.
The One, The Only - Andrea Dworkin. 
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner. |
|
|
|
| The Following 23 Users Say Thank You to Clouddancer For This Useful Post: |
|
August 17th, 2010, 01:49 PM
|
#46 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Sunny South Coast of England
Posts: 653
Thanks: 1,960
Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts
|
Sarah Jessica Parker - horse faced woman.
__________________
A porn website on which I can talk about football. I've died and gone to heaven. |
|
|
|
| The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to Peau Peep For This Useful Post: |
|
August 17th, 2010, 04:44 PM
|
#47 | |
|
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
Quote:
 Just like to take this moment and apologise to all the members i have rendered temporarily impotent with the above photographic monstrosity 
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 29 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: | axdx, blatt, BLUEDINGO, bp666, Clouddancer, derlvr, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, hulker, Jake Gittes, jomama, keefriff, kenmil4, kolzig37, Mal Hombre, nevermind, olenin, Person, rewbear, Richandy, Ritzik, scoundrel, SpEffects, tabler, Tester2010, The Wolf Man, TheDogThatDidntBark, trailmaster, Xexemedes |
|
August 19th, 2010, 03:12 PM
|
#48 |
|
Long Suffering Bills Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The City of Good Neighbors
Posts: 9,669
Thanks: 304,243
Thanked 152,512 Times in 9,629 Posts
|
Julie's better looking than Andrea. Of course, that's like saying the 1976 0-14 Tampa Bay Bucs were a better football team than the 2008 0-16 Detroit Lions.
|
|
|
|
| The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post: |
|
August 19th, 2010, 03:31 PM
|
#49 |
|
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
Geri Halliwell, the pig ugly ginger winger and lousy singer from that embarrassingly contrived banal band of dross
  Who couldn't get my bell end shiny even if she dipped it in gloss 
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
|
|
| The Following 27 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: |
|
August 19th, 2010, 03:36 PM
|
#50 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Sunny South Coast of England
Posts: 653
Thanks: 1,960
Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts
|
Amy Wino I probably would.
Only after going on one of her pub crawls!
__________________
A porn website on which I can talk about football. I've died and gone to heaven. |
|
|
|
| The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Peau Peep For This Useful Post: |
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
