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**biggus-dickus** · January 18th, 2015, 01:25 PM

#42

**Leprechaun** · January 18th, 2015, 02:07 PM

**ubu55** · January 19th, 2015, 02:04 AM

**Leprechaun** · January 19th, 2015, 02:14 AM

**Gazsu8107** · January 19th, 2015, 03:19 AM

**Mal Hombre** · January 19th, 2015, 04:59 PM

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**Gazsu8107** · January 20th, 2015, 05:19 AM

**Tmee2020** · January 20th, 2015, 06:02 AM

Lotus 49

**ubu55** · January 20th, 2015, 03:45 PM

I Had But 50 Cents

I took my girl to a fancy ball;
It was a social hop.
We waited till the folks got out,
And the music it did stop.
Then to a restaurant we went,
The best one on the street.
She said she wasn't hungry
But this is what she ate.

A dozen raw, a plate of slaw,
A chicken and a roast,
Some applesauce and asparagus,
And soft-shell crabs on toast.
A big box stew, and crackers too;
Her appetite was immense!
When she called for pie,
I thought I'd die,
For in my pocket I had but fifty cents.

She said she wasn't hungry
And didn't care to eat,
But I've money in my clothes
To bet she can't be beat.
She took it in so cozy,
She had an awful tank.

She said she wasn't thirsty
But this is what she drank.
A whisky skin, a glass of gin,
Which made me shake with fear,
A ginger pop, with rum on top,
A schooner then of beer,
A glass of ale, a gin cocktail.
She should have had more sense.
When she called for more
I fell on the floor
For in my pocket I had but fifty cents.

Of course I wasn't hungry
And didn't care to eat,
Expecting every moment
To be kicked into the street.
She said she'd fetch her family round,
And some night we'd have fun
But in my pocket I had but fifty cents.

When I gave the man the fifty cents,
This is what he done:
He tore my clothes,
He smashed my nose,
He hit me on the jaw,
He gave me a prize
Of a pair of black eyes
And with me swept the floor.
He took me where my pants hung loose,
And threw me over the fence.
Now take my advice, don't try it twice
If in your pocket you've got but fifty cents.

January 18th, 2015, 12:59 PM	#1941
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January 20th, 2015, 05:19 AM	#1948
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January 20th, 2015, 06:02 AM	#1949
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January 20th, 2015, 03:45 PM	#1950
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,150 Times in 2,795 Posts	I Had But 50 Cents I took my girl to a fancy ball; It was a social hop. We waited till the folks got out, And the music it did stop. Then to a restaurant we went, The best one on the street. She said she wasn't hungry But this is what she ate. A dozen raw, a plate of slaw, A chicken and a roast, Some applesauce and asparagus, And soft-shell crabs on toast. A big box stew, and crackers too; Her appetite was immense! When she called for pie, I thought I'd die, For in my pocket I had but fifty cents. She said she wasn't hungry And didn't care to eat, But I've money in my clothes To bet she can't be beat. She took it in so cozy, She had an awful tank. She said she wasn't thirsty But this is what she drank. A whisky skin, a glass of gin, Which made me shake with fear, A ginger pop, with rum on top, A schooner then of beer, A glass of ale, a gin cocktail. She should have had more sense. When she called for more I fell on the floor For in my pocket I had but fifty cents. Of course I wasn't hungry And didn't care to eat, Expecting every moment To be kicked into the street. She said she'd fetch her family round, And some night we'd have fun But in my pocket I had but fifty cents. When I gave the man the fifty cents, This is what he done: He tore my clothes, He smashed my nose, He hit me on the jaw, He gave me a prize Of a pair of black eyes And with me swept the floor. He took me where my pants hung loose, And threw me over the fence. Now take my advice, don't try it twice If in your pocket you've got but fifty cents.