What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 4

**hobbs** · September 9th, 2011, 09:29 PM

I guess I am pretty old fashioned.
Hence, here I am at VEF.

I like straight 1 on 1 boy/girl. Multiples don't do it for me.

believe it or not, I'm also not into seeing anal. Considering how prevalent anal is in porn, even with my fave porn stars, I'm glad there is a fast forward button on the remote!

I don't like spitting or any kind of rough stuff like slapping or choking the girl.

I hate long close-ups of just genitals. There is that classic close-up shot from directly behind of a couple doing missionary where all you see is the guy's butt and his cock going in and out of the girl's hole. Sometimes the scene goes on and on like that with just that 1 angle, not the least bit of a turn on to me!

The less seen of the guy, the better in a fuck scene. I mean he obviously has to be there but I don't need to see a close up of him reacting while fucking or getting a blow job or cumming, etc. This is straight porn for guys, it's about the woman, dammit.

OTOH a scene where you don't get to see the girl's face is useless. I have to find her attractive and at least imagine she is enjoying the scene. The more shots that include her face, the better.

Using a condom doesn't completely ruin a scene, but it's much hotter if the guy is bareback.

**palo5** · September 10th, 2011, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by buttsie

You could list a thousand things that come across as contrived nonsense which simply dont work.

Sex acts that the girl clearly doesnt enjoy

BG scenes that end with the guy pulling out and running around like a headless chicken to get to her face while she tightly closes her eyes to avoid that wonderful feeling of acid burning her eyeballs seems about as stupid an ending as has ever been conceived.

Its right up there with the guy pulling out in doggie while the girl keeps on moaning while he cums on her backside.For what reason one can only guess because shes been told to.

The guy having to wank himself off for minutes seems a bizarre thing to leave in a clip.Smart producers edit shit like that out and comeback with the model doing the business

Exactly

I Luv 80s Porn · September 10th, 2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Gangbangs. One woman & 20 men

who toss her around like a piece of meat calling her a whore etc. And then one phrase I can't stand in US porn, "yeah bitch I'm dropping loads!"

1. Gangbangs are a huge turn off. I never watch or liked that shit. Feel like the woman is being raped.

2. This new choking thing that TT Boy and other stars are doing now.

3. Old porn stars. Usually old dudes. I'm 100% straight and I really don't pay that much attention to guys but I don't want to see old 60 & 70 year old hairy dudes banging 25 year old women.

4. Fat porn stars, not the chunky or curvy ladies but that obese fat shit.

5. Racist porn stars like Savannah and a few others who think their shit doesn't stink & won't work with good looking actors or color.

6. Anything Max Hardcore directs or stars in.

kennyjackson · September 10th, 2011, 06:27 PM

Constant shots of the man's ass and undercarriage
Pissing and the like

**cuzzyman927** · September 11th, 2011, 01:13 AM

Its kind of a let down and disappointment when some guy has been porking the shit out of some girl for 20+ minutes in every position imaginable, and then when its time for "the big moment" I'm expecting to see him dump a nice load all over her tits, or in her mouth, or perhaps a facial, but instead he dribbles out a few drops of cum! Even him spitting on her would have been more exciting to see! He obviously had filmed another movie or scene prior to shooting that one -- I wish those porn film directors/producers would have the sense and patience to wait until the next day, or least several hours for the guy's balls to replenish ... after all, the cumshot is the highlight of the scene!

Also, a lot of that dialog in those ridiculously contrived scenes leading up prior to the sex scene are hilariously absurd and painfully laughable. The only serve to prove and show just how bad and what terrible actors and actresses they really are!

legman7 · September 11th, 2011, 02:23 AM

Close ups mainly. Scences shot so close you cant see the womans body. Salieri and Viv Thomas know how to shoot showing the entire woman. Also hate violence to women. If women take their shoes off ,I'm done.

barryjoel · September 13th, 2011, 08:44 PM

Women with tits that were bought. Even if they're a bit floppy, I LOVE natural tits.

bjrbond · September 13th, 2011, 11:18 PM

guy jacking off at the end rather than girl finishing him.

MasterMike · September 14th, 2011, 02:32 AM

A lot of my pet peeves have been mentioned.

They don’t show the girl’s body. Damn it, I wanna see her tits!
I can’t watch anal. At all.
I will not watch augmented breasts.
Extended close-up takes of dick going in and out of pussy. It could be anybody’s dick and pussy.
The woman screaming, “Fuck me! Fuck me!” I want the guy to say, “I AM fucking you now SHUT UP!
Don’t like butt pop shots. Can’t see her face. Can’t see her tits.
It seems unanimous that we hate the cut to the man’s face just before he cums.
The woman wearing heels to bed is very widely hated by viewers but persists

On the other side of the coin, Me, I LIKE it when the woman makes eye contact with the camera (me) while she’s getting plowed.

**SpermShooter** · September 14th, 2011, 02:46 AM

I get extremely turned off when the man brutalizies the woman. I just read about something called a donkey punch, where the man hits the woman from behind to cause her to tighten up as he comes. If you can call someone who hits a woman a man

September 14th, 2011, 02:32 AM	#39
MasterMike Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: New Mexico Posts: 59 Thanks: 3,895 Thanked 424 Times in 47 Posts	More peeves of pervs A lot of my pet peeves have been mentioned. They don’t show the girl’s body. Damn it, I wanna see her tits! I can’t watch anal. At all. I will not watch augmented breasts. Extended close-up takes of dick going in and out of pussy. It could be anybody’s dick and pussy. The woman screaming, “Fuck me! Fuck me!” I want the guy to say, “I AM fucking you now SHUT UP! Don’t like butt pop shots. Can’t see her face. Can’t see her tits. It seems unanimous that we hate the cut to the man’s face just before he cums. The woman wearing heels to bed is very widely hated by viewers but persists On the other side of the coin, Me, I LIKE it when the woman makes eye contact with the camera (me) while she’s getting plowed.

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September 9th, 2011, 09:29 PM	#31
hobbs Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 659 Thanks: 4,197 Thanked 21,343 Times in 603 Posts	I guess I am pretty old fashioned. Hence, here I am at VEF. I like straight 1 on 1 boy/girl. Multiples don't do it for me. believe it or not, I'm also not into seeing anal. Considering how prevalent anal is in porn, even with my fave porn stars, I'm glad there is a fast forward button on the remote! I don't like spitting or any kind of rough stuff like slapping or choking the girl. I hate long close-ups of just genitals. There is that classic close-up shot from directly behind of a couple doing missionary where all you see is the guy's butt and his cock going in and out of the girl's hole. Sometimes the scene goes on and on like that with just that 1 angle, not the least bit of a turn on to me! The less seen of the guy, the better in a fuck scene. I mean he obviously has to be there but I don't need to see a close up of him reacting while fucking or getting a blow job or cumming, etc. This is straight porn for guys, it's about the woman, dammit. OTOH a scene where you don't get to see the girl's face is useless. I have to find her attractive and at least imagine she is enjoying the scene. The more shots that include her face, the better. Using a condom doesn't completely ruin a scene, but it's much hotter if the guy is bareback.

September 10th, 2011, 06:27 PM	#34
kennyjackson Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 398 Thanks: 465 Thanked 3,770 Times in 380 Posts	Constant shots of the man's ass and undercarriage Pissing and the like

September 11th, 2011, 01:13 AM	#35
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	Its kind of a let down and disappointment when some guy has been porking the shit out of some girl for 20+ minutes in every position imaginable, and then when its time for "the big moment" I'm expecting to see him dump a nice load all over her tits, or in her mouth, or perhaps a facial, but instead he dribbles out a few drops of cum! Even him spitting on her would have been more exciting to see! He obviously had filmed another movie or scene prior to shooting that one -- I wish those porn film directors/producers would have the sense and patience to wait until the next day, or least several hours for the guy's balls to replenish ... after all, the cumshot is the highlight of the scene! Also, a lot of that dialog in those ridiculously contrived scenes leading up prior to the sex scene are hilariously absurd and painfully laughable. The only serve to prove and show just how bad and what terrible actors and actresses they really are!

September 11th, 2011, 02:23 AM	#36
legman7 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 86 Thanks: 828 Thanked 474 Times in 72 Posts	Close ups mainly. Scences shot so close you cant see the womans body. Salieri and Viv Thomas know how to shoot showing the entire woman. Also hate violence to women. If women take their shoes off ,I'm done.

September 13th, 2011, 08:44 PM	#37
barryjoel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 172 Thanks: 18,562 Thanked 1,107 Times in 140 Posts	Women with tits that were bought. Even if they're a bit floppy, I LOVE natural tits.

September 13th, 2011, 11:18 PM	#38
bjrbond Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 9 Thanks: 2 Thanked 31 Times in 3 Posts	guy jacking off at the end rather than girl finishing him.

September 14th, 2011, 02:46 AM	#40
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,758 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	I get extremely turned off when the man brutalizies the woman. I just read about something called a donkey punch, where the man hits the woman from behind to cause her to tighten up as he comes. If you can call someone who hits a woman a man