September 9th, 2011, 09:29 PM | #31 |
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I guess I am pretty old fashioned.
Hence, here I am at VEF. I like straight 1 on 1 boy/girl. Multiples don't do it for me. believe it or not, I'm also not into seeing anal. Considering how prevalent anal is in porn, even with my fave porn stars, I'm glad there is a fast forward button on the remote! I don't like spitting or any kind of rough stuff like slapping or choking the girl. I hate long close-ups of just genitals. There is that classic close-up shot from directly behind of a couple doing missionary where all you see is the guy's butt and his cock going in and out of the girl's hole. Sometimes the scene goes on and on like that with just that 1 angle, not the least bit of a turn on to me! The less seen of the guy, the better in a fuck scene. I mean he obviously has to be there but I don't need to see a close up of him reacting while fucking or getting a blow job or cumming, etc. This is straight porn for guys, it's about the woman, dammit. OTOH a scene where you don't get to see the girl's face is useless. I have to find her attractive and at least imagine she is enjoying the scene. The more shots that include her face, the better. Using a condom doesn't completely ruin a scene, but it's much hotter if the guy is bareback. |
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September 10th, 2011, 05:38 PM | #33 | |
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2. This new choking thing that TT Boy and other stars are doing now. 3. Old porn stars. Usually old dudes. I'm 100% straight and I really don't pay that much attention to guys but I don't want to see old 60 & 70 year old hairy dudes banging 25 year old women. 4. Fat porn stars, not the chunky or curvy ladies but that obese fat shit. 5. Racist porn stars like Savannah and a few others who think their shit doesn't stink & won't work with good looking actors or color. 6. Anything Max Hardcore directs or stars in. |
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September 10th, 2011, 06:27 PM | #34 |
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Constant shots of the man's ass and undercarriage
Pissing and the like |
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September 11th, 2011, 01:13 AM | #35 |
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Its kind of a let down and disappointment when some guy has been porking the shit out of some girl for 20+ minutes in every position imaginable, and then when its time for "the big moment" I'm expecting to see him dump a nice load all over her tits, or in her mouth, or perhaps a facial, but instead he dribbles out a few drops of cum! Even him spitting on her would have been more exciting to see! He obviously had filmed another movie or scene prior to shooting that one -- I wish those porn film directors/producers would have the sense and patience to wait until the next day, or least several hours for the guy's balls to replenish ... after all, the cumshot is the highlight of the scene!
Also, a lot of that dialog in those ridiculously contrived scenes leading up prior to the sex scene are hilariously absurd and painfully laughable. The only serve to prove and show just how bad and what terrible actors and actresses they really are! |
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September 11th, 2011, 02:23 AM | #36 |
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Close ups mainly. Scences shot so close you cant see the womans body. Salieri and Viv Thomas know how to shoot showing the entire woman. Also hate violence to women. If women take their shoes off ,I'm done.
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September 13th, 2011, 08:44 PM | #37 |
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Women with tits that were bought. Even if they're a bit floppy, I LOVE natural tits.
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September 13th, 2011, 11:18 PM | #38 |
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guy jacking off at the end rather than girl finishing him.
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September 14th, 2011, 02:32 AM | #39 |
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More peeves of pervs
A lot of my pet peeves have been mentioned.
They don’t show the girl’s body. Damn it, I wanna see her tits! I can’t watch anal. At all. I will not watch augmented breasts. Extended close-up takes of dick going in and out of pussy. It could be anybody’s dick and pussy. The woman screaming, “Fuck me! Fuck me!” I want the guy to say, “I AM fucking you now SHUT UP! Don’t like butt pop shots. Can’t see her face. Can’t see her tits. It seems unanimous that we hate the cut to the man’s face just before he cums. The woman wearing heels to bed is very widely hated by viewers but persists On the other side of the coin, Me, I LIKE it when the woman makes eye contact with the camera (me) while she’s getting plowed. |
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September 14th, 2011, 02:46 AM | #40 |
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I get extremely turned off when the man brutalizies the woman. I just read about something called a donkey punch, where the man hits the woman from behind to cause her to tighten up as he comes. If you can call someone who hits a woman a man
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