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May 15th, 2018, 01:17 PM	#10
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,211 Times in 60,071 Posts	I am an English football player, but I am much bigger than I appear in this photo. I am 7 feet tall and weigh over 400 pounds, and I am just as quick on my feet and agile as the much smaller players. I love to play football the rough way, but I was too rough and I was transferred to Barcelona in Spain where I became known as "the beast of Barcelona". I can hit a football so hard it goes right through the net and into the stands and might tear the head off a spectator. The other players are terrified of me. Usually during the course of an average game several of the opposing team members are crippled by me. I like being a beast!

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