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Old February 27th, 2019, 09:36 AM   #301
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In the UK on average an individual is fourteen times more likely on any one day to die through assault, accident, or natural occurence than to win the lottery. Getting in a motor vehicle (to buy a lottery ticket, for example) is the most commonly performed act that increases that risk of death many times over.

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