What`s your hidden talent ?

MaxJoker · June 21st, 2009, 03:21 PM

Well they say everybody has a certain talent specific to themselves , and why shouldn`t they as we`re all individual and all unique in our own way. So i ask , do you have a hidden talent or talents ?. If so what are they and what are you if anything doing with them ?.

Now me , last night i discovered i could play darts like a bastard . Is that a formerly hidden talent ?, well i don`t know. Guess it means i have good hand to eye coordination , but then that could just be because i'm of the generation that grew up in the arcades playing Defender

So maybe the ability to play Darts isn`t my hidden talent

Another thing i've got is a very excellent memory, but once again i think that's more to do with my childhood and having to make myself remember and regularly retain things

Bugger , what the hell is my hidden talent

Oh and before anybody say`s it , getting on peoples nerves with my thread`s isn`t a talent

It`s a gift

"Always use what talents you possess: The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best " Henry Van Dyke

**billybunter** · June 21st, 2009, 04:26 PM

Well, I can read & write music & get a tune out of any instrument. I was never formally taught, just picked it up along the way.

**blondifan** · June 21st, 2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Well, I can read & write music & get a tune out of any instrument. I was never formally taught, just picked it up along the way.

Same here, but I prefer to stick to bass or F clef as the theories easier.
Too many clusters of notes they call chords.
Studied classical guitar and have played since seven.

But my hidden talent is that I can turn my tongue upside down.. 180%.
Makes for interesting french kissing!
I have heard that genetically one in ten can do this. But how many have tried?
I only discovered I could do it in my teens when a friend showed me

**brianwp** · June 23rd, 2009, 09:56 AM

Pissing people off. I've always been good at it. It's a gift. I get better at it all the time, as I get older. Just can't keep my mouth shut. As some of you know.

Teaching...I'm not a teacher, but it just happens to be I'm really good at it. I make people think.

And music, too. A good ear. I can just sit and listen to a song I never heard before and just tell you the chords from my head. Don't know why, I can't write music worth a crap. Lyrics, I can write, but not music. But I can figure out just about any song.

Bullshit. Pretty good at that, too. Another gift. Thank you, Lord.

Satisfying women. I'm a sex machine. A real stud. They whisper my name in Parisian cafes. Oh, did I mention bullshit?

**tabler** · June 23rd, 2009, 10:03 AM

Im a poet
and I didnt know it!

No I have a talent for irony and sarcasm and use it whenever possible which does not always go down well in my line of work

**risen** · June 23rd, 2009, 10:32 AM

Long alley pub skittles. Discovered my natural ability by accident at a social evening 30-odd years ago and ended up as a regular high scorer in pub leagues around my area. Don't get the time to do it anymore and really did have to get away from pub culture, was drinking too much.

**scoundrel** · June 23rd, 2009, 10:54 AM

Not necessarily an enviable talent: I'm a poor excuse for a comedian with little wit and less timing, but I may just possibly be the best straight-man ever made.

**Wendigo** · June 23rd, 2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Not necessarily an enviable talent: I'm a poor excuse for a comedian with little wit and less timing, but I may just possibly be the best straight-man ever made.

I think Ive got it - scoundrel are you Jimmy Carr?

**Mal Hombre** · June 23rd, 2009, 08:09 PM

I can read upside down(the words, not me) and i can raise my eyebrows independently

**kiwi** · June 23rd, 2009, 08:40 PM

Porno addict.

Do you think I should seek help or continue to post?

Kiwi

June 21st, 2009, 03:21 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s your hidden talent ? Well they say everybody has a certain talent specific to themselves , and why shouldn`t they as we`re all individual and all unique in our own way. So i ask , do you have a hidden talent or talents ?. If so what are they and what are you if anything doing with them ?. Now me , last night i discovered i could play darts like a bastard . Is that a formerly hidden talent ?, well i don`t know. Guess it means i have good hand to eye coordination , but then that could just be because i'm of the generation that grew up in the arcades playing Defender So maybe the ability to play Darts isn`t my hidden talent Another thing i've got is a very excellent memory, but once again i think that's more to do with my childhood and having to make myself remember and regularly retain things Bugger , what the hell is my hidden talent Oh and before anybody say`s it , getting on peoples nerves with my thread`s isn`t a talent It`s a gift "Always use what talents you possess: The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best " Henry Van Dyke __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	Well, I can read & write music & get a tune out of any instrument. I was never formally taught, just picked it up along the way.

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brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,704 Times in 1,431 Posts	Pissing people off. I've always been good at it. It's a gift. I get better at it all the time, as I get older. Just can't keep my mouth shut. As some of you know. Teaching...I'm not a teacher, but it just happens to be I'm really good at it. I make people think. And music, too. A good ear. I can just sit and listen to a song I never heard before and just tell you the chords from my head. Don't know why, I can't write music worth a crap. Lyrics, I can write, but not music. But I can figure out just about any song. Bullshit. Pretty good at that, too. Another gift. Thank you, Lord. Satisfying women. I'm a sex machine. A real stud. They whisper my name in Parisian cafes. Oh, did I mention bullshit?

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risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	Long alley pub skittles. Discovered my natural ability by accident at a social evening 30-odd years ago and ended up as a regular high scorer in pub leagues around my area. Don't get the time to do it anymore and really did have to get away from pub culture, was drinking too much.