Things I never do, or will do

Estreeter · January 10th, 2012, 02:32 PM

Things I never do, or will do

1, Become a vegetarian
2, Rat on my friends
3, Buy a Korean car
4, Vote for the Communist Party
5, Go on welfare

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**ubu_roi** · January 10th, 2012, 02:38 PM

What I won't do: Stop drinking.

What I will do: Keep drinking.

I am confident that I can do this.

Estreeter · January 10th, 2012, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ubu_roi

What I won't do: Stop drinking.

What I will do: Keep drinking.

I am confident that I can do this.

If ya ever need help in achieving that goal, you can always Moderate on this forum

**G-Type** · January 10th, 2012, 02:45 PM

1, eat any sort of insects
2, shag my best friends´girlfriend/wife
3, buy a digital camera before the last roll of regular film is sold
4, bring my parents to an elderly-home
5, begging for anything

**Greenman** · January 10th, 2012, 03:41 PM

Things I never do:
1) Attend a New Year's Eve party
2) Go to a firework display
3) Swear in front of a woman(can't see the point of it)
4) Watch ITV(never was the same when Thames disappeared)
5) Drink alcohol (in my case wine) in very large quantities
6) Exceed any dosage of pills or medicine and that includes Aspirin or Paracetamol
7) Sit idly and do nothing at all-not in my nature.
8) Forget birthdays of friends and family

Things I WILL never do:
1) Bungee jump-not after that girl nearly killed herself when the rope snapped!
2) Go abroad again on a LONG haul flight-both boring and impractical now
3)See 8)
4) Get married, I think I am too set in my ways and I like being single-but who knows what will happen in the future??
5) Get rid of my vinyl record collection-took bloody long enough to amass so why bother and vinyl is very de rigueur(look that up

) at the moment.
6) Put any parent into a home-unless it is absolutely necessary, as I am perfectly capable of being a carer and a son to them.

**otokonomidori** · January 10th, 2012, 04:17 PM

[QUOTE=Greenman;1913205 Thames disappeared)
[/QUOTE]

So the Thames disappeared did it - well I'll be dipped in dogshit! They tell us bugger all up here in Scotland.

What would I not do?

Work is top of the list obviously.

I wouldn't pay VAT to tradesmen.

I wouldn't take LSD again. [It's a long and sordid story]

I wouldn't buy a Citroen GSA again.

I wouldn't pump a prostitute [or pay one]

I wouldn't wear one of those f*ucking awful jackets with no sleeves.

I wouldn't watch or play or in any way support the game of football

I wouldn't trust a policeman.

I wouldn't let chimpanzees shit on my back I suppose!

What I CAN'T do is stop smoking!!

**Greenman** · January 10th, 2012, 04:32 PM

Very good-I obviously meant Thames Television not the river.

Hartley Hare · January 10th, 2012, 06:17 PM

Eat sprouts!

stanislavion · January 10th, 2012, 06:31 PM

I won't start smoking.. haha

**donny1** · January 10th, 2012, 08:07 PM

Volunteraly listen to Bruce Springsteen!

January 10th, 2012, 02:32 PM	#1
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January 10th, 2012, 02:38 PM	#2
ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	What I won't do: Stop drinking. What I will do: Keep drinking. I am confident that I can do this. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

January 10th, 2012, 02:45 PM	#4
G-Type Tagged 'Suave' Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KAN 169 Posts: 17,380 Thanks: 136,412 Thanked 330,283 Times in 17,834 Posts	1, eat any sort of insects 2, shag my best friends´girlfriend/wife 3, buy a digital camera before the last roll of regular film is sold 4, bring my parents to an elderly-home 5, begging for anything __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. It´s becoming a waste of time, Morse. I can´t agree more, Sir! So let´s enjoy the Jag...and have a pint To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 10th, 2012, 03:41 PM	#5
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,490 Times in 19,356 Posts	Things I never do: 1) Attend a New Year's Eve party 2) Go to a firework display 3) Swear in front of a woman(can't see the point of it) 4) Watch ITV(never was the same when Thames disappeared) 5) Drink alcohol (in my case wine) in very large quantities 6) Exceed any dosage of pills or medicine and that includes Aspirin or Paracetamol 7) Sit idly and do nothing at all-not in my nature. 8) Forget birthdays of friends and family Things I WILL never do: 1) Bungee jump-not after that girl nearly killed herself when the rope snapped! 2) Go abroad again on a LONG haul flight-both boring and impractical now 3)See 8) 4) Get married, I think I am too set in my ways and I like being single-but who knows what will happen in the future?? 5) Get rid of my vinyl record collection-took bloody long enough to amass so why bother and vinyl is very de rigueur(look that up) at the moment. 6) Put any parent into a home-unless it is absolutely necessary, as I am perfectly capable of being a carer and a son to them. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

January 10th, 2012, 04:32 PM	#7
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,490 Times in 19,356 Posts	Very good-I obviously meant Thames Television not the river. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

January 10th, 2012, 04:17 PM	#6
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,315 Thanks: 39,015 Thanked 122,389 Times in 8,314 Posts	[QUOTE=Greenman;1913205 Thames disappeared) [/QUOTE] So the Thames disappeared did it - well I'll be dipped in dogshit! They tell us bugger all up here in Scotland. What would I not do? Work is top of the list obviously. I wouldn't pay VAT to tradesmen. I wouldn't take LSD again. [It's a long and sordid story] I wouldn't buy a Citroen GSA again. I wouldn't pump a prostitute [or pay one] I wouldn't wear one of those f*ucking awful jackets with no sleeves. I wouldn't watch or play or in any way support the game of football I wouldn't trust a policeman. I wouldn't let chimpanzees shit on my back I suppose! What I CAN'T do is stop smoking!!

January 10th, 2012, 06:17 PM	#8
Hartley Hare Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 44 Thanks: 3,675 Thanked 583 Times in 43 Posts	Eat sprouts!

January 10th, 2012, 06:31 PM	#9
stanislavion Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 34 Times in 3 Posts	I won't start smoking.. haha

January 10th, 2012, 08:07 PM	#10
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,305 Times in 2,617 Posts	Volunteraly listen to Bruce Springsteen! __________________ Raise A Glass & Stay Laughing

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