What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 168

MaxJoker · January 5th, 2019, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sandhunter

I learned that Max is in rough shape and his health insurance sucks

I've learned just how many times you`ll re-post that quoted image across the forum

Anyway don't need health insurance as the NHS is there to solve all my ills

If I've just arrived to these shores from another country that is and paid fack all into the service

**Oh hi Mark!** · January 5th, 2019, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dropped52

Happy belated birthday mark! I just learned yesterday was your birthday dude. Hope it was a good one.

It was basically like any other day without the birthday mentions, which I don't mind. I am getting over a cold, so a nothing birthday is an improvement from starting the year off with a cold. Thank you though.

I've since learned that a major musical figure that I admire also was born on January 4, Peter Steele. Rest in peace to him. I looked him up to make sure after hearing a camgirl talk about getting messages about respecting Steele. She then played some Type O Negative songs, which was cool.

Yesterday supposedly was National Spaghetti Day, which I got from a Pornhub tweet, of all things.

The crazy thing is I had spaghetti and fish for dinner, without knowing about that holiday! I should've watched 8 Mile and/or listen to Lose Yourself to celebrate. Also, listen to a Type O Negative album. Or Carnivore, people forget that Steele fronted that funny and badass band before Type O Negative.

**Dropped52** · January 7th, 2019, 12:07 AM

Right now I learned that the Chicago bears kicker likes to hit the uprights and we no longer are in the playoffs. Atleast we made it this far.

MaxJoker · February 3rd, 2019, 12:43 PM

That most Americans still don't know their previous and current "Governments" have been bankrolling the two largest Venezuelan opposition parties since 2003 . To the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars as of today

Still Democrats and Republicans are such firm believers in "Democracy" , guess it makes perfect no ulterior motive sense

**Mal Hombre** · February 3rd, 2019, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

What Have I Learned Today ?

Don't use an almost empty bottle of drink as an ashtray in your car and then buy another drink exactly the same as the one you're using as the ashtray and have them sitting side by side in the centre console, You will at some stage take a sip from the ashtray

Could have been worse,You might have been using the bottle as a toilet...

MaxJoker · February 6th, 2019, 06:30 AM

That Trails is remarkably Ninja like stealthy quiet , for a hefty Fella

MaxJoker · February 7th, 2019, 03:43 PM

My right side (Depending of which way I`m facing

) DIY obsessed neighbour Paul Carl has put his place up for sale

Sorry , if the noise of popping champagne corks is distracting.

Hmmmm I type that only today also learned how much the mentalist is wanting.
He paid a hundred and fifty one thousand for it on Feb 5th last year.
Has farted about drilling , sanding and hammering pretty much since.
So what do you think is asking for it.

Nope , as that`d be rational

Two hundred thousand

I don't stutter.

You`re right , he`s not going anywhere anytime soon

Bugger

**sandhunter** · February 7th, 2019, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

My right side (Depending of which way I`m facing

)
So what do you think is asking for it.

Nope , as that`d be rational

Two hundred thousand

I don't stutter.

You`re right , he`s not going anywhere anytime soon

Bugger

If MaxTroller was a good neighbor he would use his Vef SuperMod bonus and buy this place and open another bed & breakfast for all the world weary Vef travelers

MaxJoker · February 7th, 2019, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sandhunter

MaxTroller

I've never been called that

Since changed my surname.
Due to feeling emotional every time I thought (Hey , it could happen

) about my grandfather HermanVonTroller

Uh huh.
He tragically died in Auschwitz

After a fall.

Butt then leaning overly forward in a guard tower trying to aim a rifle while utterly drunk , was asking for trouble

**Paddy Bog** · February 7th, 2019, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That most Americans still don't know their previous and current "Governments" have been bankrolling the two largest Venezuelan opposition parties since 2003 . To the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars as of today

Still Democrats and Republicans are such firm believers in "Democracy" , guess it makes perfect no ulterior motive sense

Ya gotta remember that Latin America is the USA's backyard. Can't let them commies take over. Don't want another Cuba, or as General Smedly Butler USMC put it: "I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903."

February 3rd, 2019, 12:43 PM	#1674
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Couldn't it have been spent on a better issue. Such as . Oh I don't know. Maybe helping the thousands of PTSD suffering former soldiers left to their own devices. Most of whom end up on the streets or in a suicide induced coffin That most Americans still don't know their previous and current "Governments" have been bankrolling the two largest Venezuelan opposition parties since 2003 . To the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars as of today Still Democrats and Republicans are such firm believers in "Democracy" , guess it makes perfect no ulterior motive sense __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 6th, 2019, 06:30 AM	#1676
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Or is it Carl Paul My right side (Depending of which way I`m facing ) DIY obsessed neighbour Paul Carl has put his place up for sale Sorry , if the noise of popping champagne corks is distracting. Hmmmm I type that only today also learned how much the mentalist is wanting. He paid a hundred and fifty one thousand for it on Feb 5th last year. Has farted about drilling , sanding and hammering pretty much since. So what do you think is asking for it. Nope , as that`d be rational Two hundred thousand I don't stutter. You`re right , he`s not going anywhere anytime soon Bugger __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2019, 12:07 AM	#1673
Dropped52 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Az Posts: 928 Thanks: 18,722 Thanked 8,602 Times in 918 Posts	Right now I learned that the Chicago bears kicker likes to hit the uprights and we no longer are in the playoffs. Atleast we made it this far.