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August 17th, 2018, 10:18 PM | #13671 |
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I kept my agoraphobia a secret for a long time. I was terrified of it getting out in the open.
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August 18th, 2018, 03:02 AM | #13672 |
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Went to an awful pub last night called the Fiddle.
It was a vile inn. |
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August 18th, 2018, 03:24 AM | #13673 |
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I was telling a lady friend about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "I don't believe you", she said, "so go on then...try"
After about 30 seconds of fondling, she started losing her patience and said "Come on, what day was I born?" I answered "Yesterday". |
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August 18th, 2018, 05:19 AM | #13674 |
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You never hear of the time Jesus spent as a lifeguard
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August 18th, 2018, 10:07 AM | #13675 |
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Went to an awful pub last night called the One Metre Board,It was a low dive...
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August 18th, 2018, 10:09 AM | #13676 |
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What do you call a bear with no ear?
B. |
August 18th, 2018, 10:12 AM | #13677 |
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What do young bugs get after finishing chores?
An allow-ants. |
August 18th, 2018, 11:26 AM | #13678 |
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”Wow...! He jumped from Pont Neuf...!!!”
-”He must be in Seine..” |
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August 18th, 2018, 11:51 AM | #13679 |
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My wife fell off the Night Boat to Cairo,She's completely in denial..
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August 18th, 2018, 12:51 PM | #13680 |
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If Agatha Christie had written Murder on the Orient Express today
It would have been called Murder on the Orient Express replacement bus service |
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