Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 136

**trailmaster** · April 27th, 2018, 11:51 AM

Dead baby jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
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What is the diffference between a baby and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a baby.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What bounces up and down at 100 mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What is red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower.

What is green and hangs around trees?
Same baby 3 weeks later.
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What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie
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What is red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
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What is the difference between a baby and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
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MaxJoker · April 28th, 2018, 08:58 AM

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the previous Pope ? ,

He died a virgin.

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2018, 10:20 AM

My son Timmy was in the bath yesterday and asked me what the difference was in our winkies ,

Told him mine was rock hard for a start .

**trailmaster** · April 28th, 2018, 11:59 AM

more dead baby jokes

What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby in your freezer
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
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What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in a toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
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What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
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**@llatse@** · April 28th, 2018, 01:36 PM

My sister wanted a thick vanilla shake.......so I said "Ok baby shake it.....it's ready to cum now anyway"

**@llatse@** · April 28th, 2018, 01:41 PM

What d'you call a Boatload of N!ggers that lands in Europe?

Lucky B@stards (as told by Enoch Powell open mike night in the Brummie Gardener.......(trolley in the canal a water feature))

Sick n Twisted enough for y'all

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2018, 01:45 PM

How do you make a six year old girl cry twice within half an hour ? ,

Wipe your cock on her teddy when you're done.

**@llatse@** · April 28th, 2018, 01:46 PM

Last one for today before the Thought Kops of Keystone turn up.

I told my sister you're lucky you only got raped.....I got fcuking caught.

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2018, 01:51 PM

Growing up there were times I wished I had a sister ,

mostly when I was raping my little brother .

Estreeter · April 29th, 2018, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

What bounces up and down at 100 mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.

That has personalised number plates ......

Estrt1

April 28th, 2018, 08:58 AM	#1352
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April 28th, 2018, 10:20 AM	#1353
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April 28th, 2018, 01:36 PM	#1355
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	My sister wanted a thick vanilla shake.......so I said "Ok baby shake it.....it's ready to cum now anyway" __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

April 28th, 2018, 01:41 PM	#1356
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	What d'you call a Boatload of N!ggers that lands in Europe? Lucky B@stards (as told by Enoch Powell open mike night in the Brummie Gardener.......(trolley in the canal a water feature)) Sick n Twisted enough for y'all __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

April 28th, 2018, 01:45 PM	#1357
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	How do you make a six year old girl cry twice within half an hour ? , Wipe your cock on her teddy when you're done. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 27th, 2018, 11:51 AM	#1351
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,953 Thanked 707,158 Times in 60,062 Posts	Dead baby jokes How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the diffference between a baby and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What bounces up and down at 100 mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower. What is green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a baby and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

April 28th, 2018, 11:59 AM	#1354
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,953 Thanked 707,158 Times in 60,062 Posts	more dead baby jokes What is cold, blue and doesn't move? A baby in your freezer -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is pink, flies and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult. What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in a toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

April 28th, 2018, 01:46 PM	#1358
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Last one for today before the Thought Kops of Keystone turn up. I told my sister you're lucky you only got raped.....I got fcuking caught. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

April 28th, 2018, 01:51 PM	#1359
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Growing up there were times I wished I had a sister , mostly when I was raping my little brother . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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