Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 134

MaxJoker · April 6th, 2018, 05:07 PM

Why did the Mullah`s head cross the road ? ,

Because once had finished sawing it off that`s where I kicked it .

MaxJoker · April 8th, 2018, 11:09 AM

MaxJoker · April 19th, 2018, 12:08 PM

How do you turn a straight Greek (It could happen) Gay ? ,

Pour gasoline over him throw a struck match and watch him go "Poof"

MaxJoker · April 21st, 2018, 02:44 PM

Feel awful as my sister got brutally attacked on the subway yesterday ,

If only it`d been there ,

To record it.

Estreeter · April 21st, 2018, 04:11 PM

God made each and everyone of us

Then he got to China He got lazy

Copy Paste...Copy Paste...Copy Paste...Copy Paste...

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2018, 12:17 PM

I saw this Mexican bloke walking down the street with a TV and I thought
"Wow, that looks just like mine."

But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes

**trailmaster** · April 22nd, 2018, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I saw this Mexican bloke walking down the street with a TV and I thought
"Wow, that looks just like mine."

But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes

Just my opinion, but this joke and the one before should be on the Corny Joke thread. Their not twisted enough. MaxJoker has gotten very serious about this and has actually deleted jokes that did not follow the standards. Because your a supermod he would never delete yours, If I were a mod I would!!!

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2018, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Just my opinion, but this joke and the one before should be on the Corny Joke thread. Their not twisted enough. MaxJoker has gotten very serious about this and has actually deleted jokes that did not follow the standards. Because your a supermod he would never delete yours, If I were a mod I would!!!

Okay

Let's see just how sick and demented I get .....

TM, will you marry me

**trailmaster** · April 22nd, 2018, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Okay

Let's see just how sick and demented I get .....

TM, will you marry me

No. I'll marry wifey instead after I feed you to my salt water crocodile!

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2018, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Because your a supermod he would never delete yours, If I were a mod I would!!!

The perks of our job

Here ya go, more disgusting things to amuse you

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