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March 22nd, 2016, 10:59 AM | #2561 |
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wish granted, however, if you have an infinity of wishes the things you wish for become so large that the Earth is knocked out of its orbit and falls into our Sun.
I wish that every time I got change for whatever I purchased in a store the cashier would give me ten times the change I normally would get. |
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March 22nd, 2016, 12:36 PM | #2562 | |
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I wish that the moon was made of cheese and I owned it just as a world cheese shortage starts.
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March 22nd, 2016, 12:52 PM | #2563 |
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Wish granted, but how are you going to get to the moon? Do you have your own rocket ship?, and there is no air on the moon, so all the cheese on the moon is so dried out that it is like rock.
I wish I could travel back in time and prevent President Kennedy from becoming assassinated. |
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March 22nd, 2016, 03:37 PM | #2564 |
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Wish granted, but in 1967 Kennedy decides to nuke Hanoi to stop Communism in Vietnam. The Red Army rolls into Germany, and world war 3 starts. The last thing you ever see is the flash from a Soviet nuke as it detonates overhead.
I wish Sasha Grey was sitting naked in my lap right now. |
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March 22nd, 2016, 08:41 PM | #2565 |
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Confused genie gets Gray Sasha to sit on your lap, she's the worlds oldest prostitute but whispers in your ear that after her hand job she'll give you a teeth out BJ.....you feel those leathery old liver spotted hands on your member....mmm dats nice
I wish confused genie would get therapy.
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March 22nd, 2016, 10:35 PM | #2566 |
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Granted, but his therapist manages to direct all of deaf genie's anger at you, and one day after wishing for some pussy you find one down between your legs.
I wish for a big box full of my favorite candy that magically never runs empty. |
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March 23rd, 2016, 11:17 AM | #2567 |
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Wish granted, however, after eating so much candy day and night, you gain so much weight that you can no longer get out of bed. You weigh over 800 pounds, and one day the bed collapses and the floor collapses and you land on the floor of the vacant apartment below you crushing you. The police find your body with candy still stuffed in your mouth.
I wish that Chicago where I live was not such a politically corrupt city. |
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March 23rd, 2016, 01:32 PM | #2568 | |
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I wish I could shoot moonbeams from my eyes then I wouldn't be in hock to the energy companies when it's night.
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March 23rd, 2016, 03:03 PM | #2569 |
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Wish granted, but deaf genie thought you said sunbeams. The first time you try to use your new power you superheat the wall of your bedroom and your house bursts into flames, You catch fire and run screaming into the street, where your neighbor blasts you with a shotgun, thinking you are an alien because of the light coming out of your eyes.
I wish I was permanently immune to colds. |
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March 23rd, 2016, 05:20 PM | #2570 |
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Granted.....however you catch every other disease going and die of AIDS/ebola/cholera and chicken pox.
I wish my new hot lady doctor would take my temperature by using her mouth on my schlong
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