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Old November 27th, 2010, 04:54 PM   #51
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Tom was sure his girlfriend was just about to peg out....
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Old November 30th, 2010, 05:49 PM   #53
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Despite explaining it to her many times Steve still wasn't convinced his wife really knew how to clean the new truck.
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Suzanne really needed a clothing store, but in the end she settled for a pair of cup holders, a large floor mat, and some bungee cord. Just because it was on sale, she also threw in a gallon of windshield wash fluid.

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"I appreciate you taking the time to help me. See, my lover Andrea left a few minutes ago to go find the ice cream vendor, and... Well, I'm afraid Andrea isn't too bright. Bike lock, dyke lock, it's all the same to her."

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On Christmas morning Aunt Judy was pleased by the family's enthusiastic reaction when she showed them her new blouse, until she realized she had forgotten something.

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