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July 17th, 2010, 06:34 PM | #52 |
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July 19th, 2011, 05:32 PM | #53 |
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other than Richie Cunningham, adult performers are the only guys who wear white socks to bed
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July 21st, 2011, 03:10 AM | #55 |
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I learned at least three things from soft porn on late night Skinemax:
(1) Men do not have penises (until recently) (2) Now men have penises, but they are only soft ones (3) If you see a couple having sex in their well lit room in front of a window or in public, they are always hot (4) If you watch Life on Top, a hot girl can have a hot MMF threesome with 2 shoe salesman and they will both be very built, good looking and totally straight. |
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July 21st, 2011, 07:31 AM | #56 |
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NEVER trust your wife/ girlfrien with a plumber / builder /tv repairman etc
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If you and your best buddy have a video camera, you will be able to approach any girl you meet on the street, and she will immediately follow you back to your villa and let you film her taking it up the arse
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X Thousand things we learned from the Movies
1-5 things we learned per post. IMDB-style. Please number concurrently, and name movies where you can. Try to be funny
1. Mini-cars can drive on steps and are made for escaping criminals (Italian Job) 2. Rambo can shoot down attack helicopters with a bow and arrow (Rambo II) 3. All English service officers speak like the Queen (general) 4. America won World War II (general) 5. Asians are good at martial arts, but none are as good as van Damme (Blood Spoort) |
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6. No mission is impossible for Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible)
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