If You Could Commit One Crime and Get Away With It - Page 2

**palo5** · April 1st, 2011, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

You just can`t say " Steal all the gold in Fort Knox "

We need to know how you`d do it , we need times , dates , contacts , the names of the inside men , transportation and arrangement costs , not to mention how you`d then work out a way to sell it without wiping out the market

It is a question of objectives at the moment, comrade. The strategy & tactics are decided later

But we think you can play a role transporting the gazillion tons of gold past the American tank division that is guarding it. You'll never be recognised

**Mal Hombre** · April 1st, 2011, 09:40 PM

Just one crime? Not giving Me much scope here,there are so many people the World would better without,there's so many things I don't own,So I'm gonna need at least ten free crimes to get done all I need to get done.

**USBPepsi** · April 2nd, 2011, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Just one crime? Not giving Me much scope here,there are so many people the World would better without,there's so many things I don't own,So I'm gonna need at least ten free crimes to get done all I need to get done.

That's why I would collect mine into a giant megacrime, mwa haa haaaaa...
Um, which would basically involve stopping time, and while the rest of the world was asleep, as it were, I would go around shooting every reality TV star in the head (let's just say in my country, since otherwise the gas money would be outrageous).

Then I would go back to my house, unfreeze time, watch the world freak out for a few days, and then see things slowly return to normal... after which people would slowly start getting smarter. People who previously aspired to be professional douchebags would now be terrified, because after all, some psycho just killed every douchebag on television! Eventually, we would return to the way things were years ago, when idiots were ignored or pitied, not held up as role models for the youth.

Eeeeeexcellent.

Now, I just need about 200 million dollars to fund my research into stopping time. Don't worry, if it works I'll empty a few registers and cash drawers on my time-free trip across the country, so I can pay everyone back. Oh, and if it doesn't work, and I accidentally freeze myself in time too, after which there's no one to turn it off... I wouldn't worry about that either. I'm sure it will just feel like a really good nap.

Man, what it in this cold medicine?

**retro72** · April 2nd, 2011, 03:34 AM

Kidnap the 'Go Compare' man and force him to watch 17 weeks of his appalling adverts on a loop. After his inevitable ensuing insanity I would form a defence based on 'services to the public good', which if there were any competent justice system afforded the trial I would win said case, without any jury deliberation within about 48 seconds....

So I'll get ready to do some porridge....(darn it)

**otokonomidori** · April 2nd, 2011, 06:52 AM

Graverobbing

**USBPepsi** · April 2nd, 2011, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Graverobbing

"But surely, Miss Monroe was cremated?"

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Graverobbing

You do that each morning you open your eyes mate

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by polartrade

"But surely, Miss Monroe was cremated?"

And she was all the better an actress for it

Some would say

Estreeter · April 2nd, 2011, 02:35 PM

What do you mean could commit
I have, heaps of times, not anymore.

When I was a teenager and cash was in short supply

my mates and I had a great pizza stealing scam,

We'd phone a pizza shop and order a super larger custom pizza and say we'd be there in 15 minutes too pick it up. Only we'd come there about an hour later but only one of us entered the shop, order the exact same pizza but only in a small, they didn't know it was us who made the phone order, So they would offer us the super one we ordered for the price of a small as they thought nobody was coming too pick it up.

The scam worked great, only we had too rotate pizza shops and who went into the store in order for it too work often

Estreeter · April 3rd, 2011, 05:03 PM

I was just having a second read through this thread and it dawned on me, Cyber Terrorism would be real cool

, Imagine getting away with that, you could rule and control everything

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,608 Times in 60,391 Posts	What do you mean could commit I have, heaps of times, not anymore. When I was a teenager and cash was in short supply my mates and I had a great pizza stealing scam, We'd phone a pizza shop and order a super larger custom pizza and say we'd be there in 15 minutes too pick it up. Only we'd come there about an hour later but only one of us entered the shop, order the exact same pizza but only in a small, they didn't know it was us who made the phone order, So they would offer us the super one we ordered for the price of a small as they thought nobody was coming too pick it up. The scam worked great, only we had too rotate pizza shops and who went into the store in order for it too work often __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 3rd, 2011, 05:03 PM	#20
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,608 Times in 60,391 Posts	I was just having a second read through this thread and it dawned on me, Cyber Terrorism would be real cool , Imagine getting away with that, you could rule and control everything __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 2nd, 2011, 03:34 AM	#14
retro72 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Weirdsville Posts: 776 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 9,135 Times in 774 Posts	Kidnap the 'Go Compare' man and force him to watch 17 weeks of his appalling adverts on a loop. After his inevitable ensuing insanity I would form a defence based on 'services to the public good', which if there were any competent justice system afforded the trial I would win said case, without any jury deliberation within about 48 seconds.... So I'll get ready to do some porridge....(darn it)

April 2nd, 2011, 06:52 AM	#15
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,441 Times in 8,318 Posts	Graverobbing