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June 13th, 2012, 06:22 PM | #10501 | |
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I just had to shell out for an MOT and service on the car, so this really cheered me up! "The aliens are shapeshifters! Now, why would I say that ... what backs it up? Well, our handbook (the bible) says that Satan can appear as an angel of light!" There you go ... a direct link, proving that aliens are shapeshifters! Actually, I have better proof! My car's handbook describes it as a "convertible" so that is clear evidence of the existence of shapeshifters! *Update* Got five minutes into the video, and began to lose the will to live! I now understand why we hear stories about aliens "anal probing" these abductees. That's where I'd start if I was looking for these guys' brains! |
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June 13th, 2012, 08:08 PM | #10503 | |
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I've never been able to work out whether David Icke is actually a cynical genius exploiting the crackpots, nutjobs and mentally ill or if he is indeed as it seems a grade A mental case himself.
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June 13th, 2012, 09:45 PM | #10504 |
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Are you serious?
Since they developed gills, started living underwater and getting-down to whale songs it's been impossible to understand a word they say.
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Hereford United They're nicknamed "The Bulls" (after the breed of cattle, etc, etc) Anyway..... He was a star player for them A Hit Whenever he appeared some folks shouted Bull's Hit, Bull's Hit, Bull's Hit. The above might be true But it might not But he'll always be associated with Bull's Hit
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June 13th, 2012, 10:25 PM | #10506 | |
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But some people are just so ungrateful. The irredescent glow of the Irish Sea is a useful aid to nightime navigation. There are some other benefits from our policy of good neighbourliness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk0WzCtF0yY
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June 13th, 2012, 10:45 PM | #10507 | |
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Bottle Irish Sea-water and pour it into streetlamps everywhere illuminating neighbourhoods in a lovely half-life glow A potentially huge growth industry, costing only billions of £s and creating almost 100 jobs. A winner. Or we could put up wind turbines Sorry about the turbines thing, what unbelievable nonsense.
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June 14th, 2012, 07:30 AM | #10508 |
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Today is the 30th anniversary of the surrender of Argentinian forces in the Falkland islands.
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Ah yes, that pointless war...thanks to you-know-who...
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Ok then, here are some rather poignant words from the late Kenny Everett, on that particular time: "When we were a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now that we are a country, we have Margaret Thatcher." I know I'm being repetitive, but it's for a good cause...
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A small group of islands in the middle of nowhere are invaded by troops from a large nation run by a pack of Nazi thugs. The thug government is highly unpopular with it's own people, even those who haven't had relatives vanish in the middle of the night and sees the Falklands as a quick and easy way to popularity. The legitimate power supervising the islands mobilises it's forces and retakes the islands putting them once more under the government desired by their inhabitants. The thug government collapses and democracy is re established in Argentina. Got a problem with that Dingo. |
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