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August 14th, 2018, 06:27 PM	#3521
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Estreeter used to run with the Mormon Tabernacle choir

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August 15th, 2018, 01:53 AM	#3522
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,842 Thanked 71,438 Times in 4,151 Posts	Excessive pizza consumption by EVIA was the real cause of the eruption of Vesuvius in 79AD. (Sorry, LXXIX) TMEEMM Last edited by Tmee2020; August 15th, 2018 at 05:56 AM.. Reason: Script

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Excessive pizza consumption by EVIA was the real cause of the eruption of Vesuvius in 79AD.
(Sorry, LXXIX)

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That's a true lie. The real cause was the Big Bang of Trailmasterius' ass after the Estreeterius Treatment.

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August 15th, 2018, 06:08 AM	#3524
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	When his one and only love story came to an end, fatrat1 sent a message to his ex lover It hurts, he wrote Your butt?, he was replied

August 15th, 2018, 06:54 AM	#3525
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Jupiterdamn! I'm incurably sad. Imperialis, my French gallus, is dead! This is a funeral monument I put up in its honor.

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ball7 and palo5 went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter, palo came down with $2:50, and a belly full of cum

Estreeter went up the hill to get a better reception for his favourite radio station

http://www.radioau.net/joy-94-9/

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August 15th, 2018, 04:52 PM	#3527
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Who knew Palo5 was Hitler's long lost twin brother

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August 15th, 2018, 04:55 PM	#3528
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter is related to Tony Abbot and has the same chimp ears

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August 15th, 2018, 05:57 PM	#3529
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,824 Thanks: 281,841 Thanked 813,854 Times in 60,868 Posts	Vannax only beats his wife on Sunday's after church.

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August 16th, 2018, 12:36 AM	#3530
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Chromax is famous for his overuse of the word "peppermint" and his love of Gene Wilder

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