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Old August 13th, 2018, 03:29 PM   #3501
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Exactly 100, which was surprising, because he was dribbling and shaking his head all the time
But you took the test for him so if the result was 100 you cheated I was expecting my level, about 12


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Old August 13th, 2018, 03:49 PM   #3502
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But you took the test for him so if the result was 100 you cheated I was expecting my level, about 12
Seriously? Only 12? That makes you dimmer than an "imbecile" on the old IQ definitions

I took an IQ test once, but the result was impossibly high, so I figured it was rigged to make me happy. I'm pretty much average in most things, so I must be around 100 imho
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Seriously? Only 12? That makes you dimmer than an "imbecile" on the old IQ definitions
Sorry, another typo by me, I pressed the 2 when it should have been a 1, that figure should be 11, not 12
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Sorry, another typo by me, I pressed the 2 when it should have been a 1, that figure should be 11, not 12
Well, 0-25 still classifies you as an "idiot" under old IQ definitions, so no change. If you can improve, your step up would be to "imbecile", and if you can get one step further you'd only be a "moron"

I can't remember seeing such tests in USSR, but we mostly knew what people were not suitable for. I was rejected for at least 2 professions, and am sure they were right
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If you can improve, your step up would be to "imbecile", and if you can get one step further you'd only be a "moron"
Nah, Imbecile has a certain ring to it I like Moron I associate with nerds also, that I can't handle Imbecile will fit perfect
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Nah, Imbecile has a certain ring to it I like Moron I associate with nerds also, that I can't handle Imbecile will fit perfect
Well, you'll have to learn to read better. Do you understand the instructions on a soup packet?
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Do you understand the instructions on a soup packet?
Reading instructions is admission your dumb and cannot figure things out yourself
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Thankyou! We know enough now, Comrade
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I can't remember seeing such tests in USSR, but we mostly knew what people were not suitable for. I was rejected for at least 2 professions, and am sure they were right
Those 2 professions were brain surgeon and striptease dancer.
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Those 2 professions were brain surgeon and striptease dancer.
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