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Hi. I'm Teddy the tuna. I'm actually called an Albacore or white tuna. I live in temperate and tropical oceans all over the world. As you can see in the photo on the left I'm quite large and unlike other tuna species my main food is squid. White Albacore tuna is the main type of canned tuna used in the U.S. for use in salads and sandwiches. It is also the highest priced tuna. My life is good. I swim the seas and can dive to as much as 1200 feet below the surface to find my food which is mainly squid and other fish. My major enemies are sharks. Because of overfishing mainly by the Japanese my numbers are dwindling though. |
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