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View Poll Results: What is your favourite type of cat.
black 156 18.80%
white 45 5.42%
orange 87 10.48%
brown 24 2.89%
gray 67 8.07%
mixed colours 154 18.55%
hairless 14 1.69%
siamese 47 5.66%
moggy 44 5.30%
all of them 334 40.24%
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Old August 14th, 2008, 05:40 PM   #41
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Just two cats ... after watching the movie 'The Siege of Troy' ...

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Old August 15th, 2008, 04:38 PM   #42
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Old August 20th, 2008, 01:05 AM   #43
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sorry all you cat lovers but i really hate cats, they crap in my garden and eat birds. people tell me that cats eating birds is nature, well when i get a dog that eats the cats round where i live ill tell them the same
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Well that is just wonderful.

If you don't like cats, then skip this thread.
Thanks Bluesteve.

Avidfan, it doesn't kill readers to look at the previous pages of any thread.

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Really odd in that, cats are some of the only animals that bury their shit.
It's a natural act, they cover it up, bury it. Strange that you have this problem.
Up side, good fertilizer for a garden.

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Most do, some don't. But nearly all (healthy) cats do their dump always at the same area of your garden - for example at the corners of a patch or under a bigger bush. If you have blackburry plants you can put their spiny boughs on the cat's 'outdoor toilet'. Works best with already desiccated blackburry boughs. Garfield will not sit on a crown of thorns for sure.

Maybe you have other spiny plants that you can use. Boughs of wild roses should work too but I hadn't test them.

More tips: Keeping cats out of the garden

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Old August 20th, 2008, 11:28 AM   #44
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Well that is just wonderful.

If you don't like cats, then skip this thread.

I frankly think dogs are needy and high mantainence creatures and they make bigger messes (which they don't bury) and bark all damn night.
the cats who crap in my garden dont bury their crap (which is a health hazard as ive got 4 children) and if youve got a fence a dog wont climb over it and crap in your neighbours garden and they dont eat birds.
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Thanks Bluesteve.

Avidfan, it doesn't kill readers to look at the previous pages of any thread.
i do normally read threads but as i dont like cats why would i want to look at pictures of the creatures?
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Cool for Cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pehHNJWKf3g
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i do normally read threads but as i dont like cats why would i want to look at pictures of the creatures?
BTW, we have a 'Dogs are cool' thread too.

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the cats who crap in my garden dont bury their crap (which is a health hazard as ive got 4 children) and if youve got a fence a dog wont climb over it and crap in your neighbours garden and they dont eat birds.
Those cats are so smart they know you hate cats and they do that to piss you off.

Like I said before, then stay away from this thread. We don't need to hear your plight about neighborhood cats taking a dump in your garden. Get a dog and that will deter those cats from using your garden as a litter box. You could use a different kind of mulch, like rocks and/or bark, that cat can't dig like their instinctal ways when they do decide to go. If they can't dig, they won't go!
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Or perhaps he will send those who hate cats to the Russian Front!

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