Your Regret Of The Day

[Jag7777]

I regret telling my Father he could have one of my donuts.

"Just one fucking donut, Dad, not all fucking four!"

I suppose I could chew on the box ...................


Jag. (Elderly Father rips off stupid son ..... )

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

No regrets at the moment but tonight when Mrs. Sandhunter gets home I`m sure what I said this morning will come up and I will be full of regrets then
livin the dream

Least You don't have to regret the consequences of something you did wrong in one of her actual dreams.
I hope
Yep.
I've known such a - Shudder - woman

Regret miscalculating my smoked ham to tomato to mustard ratio a whimsy.



Yes yes you`re right, all of you are right , I could have tried again.



But then we can never go back

Never go back

[Estreeter]

Today I regret, really really regret trying to act half my age last night and attempt to drink beer, whiskey, tequila, vodka and whatever else is idiots did last night to make fools of ourselves...... major hangover

And, I think I'll regret this next bit

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Tried to piss up against a wall
Only my shoes was I finding
Then shit a stinky haul
So much for Madras being binding

Classic Oasis

Bloody Hell Didn't know your a forum member Liam or is it Noel
Either way .... Welcome to VEF Mr Gallegher

[sandhunter]

I never regret the alcohol I put in my body but I don't know WTH every day this week when the wife is around and I insert foot in mouth and now again later today when she gets home from shopping I will regret what I said this morning , maybe I should just move this to the What Are You Drinking This Morning thread and just start early

[AmateurEmale]

My first regret is being slightly late to an appointment, then realizing that I probably didn't have enough money to park in their garage anyway, so I used my cellphone to re-schedule the appointment. They were understanding, though, and they'll have no bad feelings when they see me in about two weeks from now.

My other regret is not having time to ask the doctor at my first appointment more about the weight loss procedure in question, but he proposed that I take an appetite suppressant that is available by doctor's prescription, which other people in my weight range have had 20-30 pounds successes with. My doctor himself says that he's twenty pounds overweight, but he doesn't care because he's now at the top of his profession, recently named one of the top doctors in my city by a prominent magazine.

So I am going to forget the first regret and view the other quasi-regret as if it had a silver lining. If they do prescribe the appetite suppressant, it will be the first legally injectable drug I've ever used for weight loss. And I've not done illicit injectable drugs, either, just traveled highway (420) in junior year of high school in the Clinton years.

[sandhunter]

I regret adding olives to tonight`s pizza and I will be for a couple more hours and it should be a when I mention pizza

[tygrkhat40]

Not asking the woman doctor I had a few years back to give me a prostate exam.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

I regret adding olives to tonight`s pizza and I will be for a couple more hours and it should be a when I mention pizza

Thanks for sharing Brother Sand
We were all moved by your poignantly composed regret

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Not asking the woman doctor I had a few years back to give me a prostate exam.

Well if she was anything like mine she maybe had fingernails an inch and a bit (No relation ) long. So count yourself non-eye watering lucky
Not that I've ever had a prostate exam.
Gawd, here`s hoping I don't one day regret that

Today I`m regretting having gotten so "Husky" that I end up eating this for a combined Breakfast / lunch !.



No that isn't CGI`d

That`s actually scrambled egg with toast

[tygrkhat40]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well if she was anything like mine she maybe had fingernails an inch and a bit (No relation ) long. So count yourself non-eye watering lucky
Not that I've ever had a prostate exam.
Gawd, here`s hoping I don't one day regret that

No, she kept her fingernails short. I've had two prostate exams in my life, both times I requested it.

If you're over 50, get a prostate exam and a colonoscopy. Yes, it's uncomfortable and a pain in the ass (literally), but the alternative is far worse.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

No, she kept her fingernails short.

Ahhh but did she wear low cut tops that barely contain her wobbly womanly chest-icals
Mine does.
The voluptuous firm nipped married tease
Hence me usually quickly forgetting why I`d gone to see her in the first place

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I've had two prostate exams in my life, both times I requested it.

Darn perv

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

If you're over 50, get a prostate exam and a colonoscopy.

Well Me as Him (Saint Mal) and He (Lord Estreeter) are barely twenty one.

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Yes, it's uncomfortable and a pain in the ass (literally)

So just like going on a first date then.

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

but the alternative is far worse.

Sheesh I`d be amazed if it`s worse than having full blown AIDs.
Thankfully (Speaking for myself) I've only had that twice.
Uh huh, fingers crossed there won't be a third time.
As that would be a whimsy regretful