How Did Marriage Change Your Sex Life - Page 3

Mr. B · March 10th, 2011, 05:08 PM

With marriage also come the weight gain. Seems to happen to some men, but almost all women. She gains weight (sometimes a lot), is ashamed of her body and her sex drive goes to zero. (No exercise - low testosterone)

During the rare encounter, she wonders why you're not as rock hard as you used to be. Then the statement from her, "If you loved me it wouldn't matter" (that she's let her body go to hell).

It's not fair

**themidlander** · March 10th, 2011, 05:14 PM

Greater frequency.......Less variety

eeeepzbgzoz · March 16th, 2011, 01:07 AM

The sex went from multiple times a week whilst dating, to slightly fewer whilst engaged, and dropping down to its current frequency of once-a-month-ish. *sigh*

Quote:

This food, when consumed by women, has been proven time and time again to reduce sex drive by 90%. What is it? Wedding Cake.

I'd always liked to think it was a joke.

**tamsmith** · April 12th, 2011, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by eeeepzbgzoz

The sex went from multiple times a week whilst dating, to slightly fewer whilst engaged, and dropping down to its current frequency of once-a-month-ish. *sigh*

Once a night prior to marriage ( I was kicked out before her parents came home ). Several times a night after marriage. For a short time. Then it got less and less until I complained. That was when I got more BJ's to make up for less actual. Anyway that stopped so now my right hand has become my best friend.

Marcsimus · October 17th, 2011, 06:10 PM

Went from every day to every couple to once a week & then a "rare treat"! Wanking was a definite no,no,to her it was as good as cheating!!!

banquomerc · October 23rd, 2011, 03:32 PM

My wife has no problem watching me shoot cum on her whilst having sex-sometimes she strokes me on her breasts or face or I'll do it...she sucks on my boys while I stroke sometimes too.

**theequestrian** · October 23rd, 2011, 04:42 PM

After 2 months of marriage my sex life became a manual operation

zabdart · October 24th, 2011, 02:41 AM

"Dig! -- Nobody in America gets it less than married men!" -- Lenny Bruce

**Warren G** · October 24th, 2011, 07:54 AM

Tri-weekly.

Try weekly.

Try weakly.

mickriness · November 26th, 2012, 06:37 AM

It was good before we married, but got even better afterwards.

View Poll Results: How did marriage change your sex life?
Made it better.	28	25.00%
Made it worse.	53	47.32%
No difference.	16	14.29%
Depended on the wife.	15	13.39%
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March 10th, 2011, 05:08 PM	#21
Mr. B Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 49 Thanks: 286 Thanked 474 Times in 40 Posts	With marriage also come the weight gain. Seems to happen to some men, but almost all women. She gains weight (sometimes a lot), is ashamed of her body and her sex drive goes to zero. (No exercise - low testosterone) During the rare encounter, she wonders why you're not as rock hard as you used to be. Then the statement from her, "If you loved me it wouldn't matter" (that she's let her body go to hell). It's not fair Last edited by Mr. B; March 11th, 2011 at 03:36 AM..

October 23rd, 2011, 04:42 PM	#27
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	After 2 months of marriage my sex life became a manual operation __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

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March 10th, 2011, 05:14 PM	#22
themidlander Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: West Midlands Posts: 649 Thanks: 16,089 Thanked 11,017 Times in 644 Posts	Greater frequency.......Less variety

October 17th, 2011, 06:10 PM	#25
Marcsimus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Number 22 Acacia Avenue....... Posts: 286 Thanks: 83,481 Thanked 3,341 Times in 269 Posts	Went from every day to every couple to once a week & then a "rare treat"! Wanking was a definite no,no,to her it was as good as cheating!!!

October 23rd, 2011, 03:32 PM	#26
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	My wife has no problem watching me shoot cum on her whilst having sex-sometimes she strokes me on her breasts or face or I'll do it...she sucks on my boys while I stroke sometimes too.

October 24th, 2011, 02:41 AM	#28
zabdart Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 271 Thanks: 1,493 Thanked 8,237 Times in 269 Posts	"Dig! -- Nobody in America gets it less than married men!" -- Lenny Bruce

October 24th, 2011, 07:54 AM	#29
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	Tri-weekly. Try weekly. Try weakly.

November 26th, 2012, 06:37 AM	#30
mickriness Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 20 Thanks: 85,411 Thanked 199 Times in 20 Posts	It was good before we married, but got even better afterwards.