your first wank over a mag - Page 7

crackityjones · June 11th, 2010, 01:54 AM

Hustler May 1995; particularly the first set in this post:
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1011367

**i-Chop** · June 12th, 2010, 12:25 AM

When my hormones became active, I discovered a correlation between manipulating myself and the ensuing outcome! I didn't utilize the pleasures of applying it to a picture until a short time later. That was the February 1975 issue of Playboy with Laura Misch.

I recall poring over the layout and decided which picture to accommodate myself with since I knew I had just one shot at it.

I settled with the left picture on the third page, the one after the opening two-page spread. For a time I rotated that picture, the one where she's lying on her stomach and the black and white photo (the last pic before the centerfold).

Sparrows · June 12th, 2010, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom.1962

Before I was brave enough to buy my first Knave, and before the Sunday Times started publishing their wonderful mid 70's topless fashion shoots, my first nudey pics were courtesy of Monty Python's Big Red Book. There were a few 1920's naked women - who frankly didn't do that much for me. But there was one small photo of a naked girl with lovely pointy breasts who introduced me to the wonders of sperm.

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

subopy · June 14th, 2010, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankuk

I was wanking long before I did it over a magazine but when I did the first was either SPICK or SPAN. I loved the pics of those girls showing their knickers, suspenders and stocking tops and wanked over them every day.

My first wank was over the Freeman's catalogue, the girls and ladies in girdles and knickers. Spick and span quickly became my favourite from the age of 13. I loved wanking over the girls showing their stocking tops, suspenders and knickers. even today they are sill my favourite at he age of 50+.

codylevi · June 15th, 2010, 07:10 AM

Raised in a conservative family, finding this mag sent me on my way to a lifetime wankfest....

pietro · June 15th, 2010, 11:53 AM

again teh oui magazine it was 1976 i dont remember the girls name but she was wearing red panties and sitting with her legs spread showing her crotch..it was teh most erotic thing i have ever seen. If i saw this pic again i think i would probably disgrace myself instantly

Lucky088 · June 22nd, 2010, 12:04 AM

It would have been around 1965, I suppose. Dad used to get Pl@@boy on the mail. And, I would intercept before he got home! Lol!

That was a great time in my history. I love that era! Which month or year to be exact? Don't know.

**billybunter** · June 22nd, 2010, 01:46 AM

I have replied to this thread before, but thinking back, it was the excitement of having a magazine to wank to. Great days. Now I'm not as easily excited.

Johnny Bravo · June 22nd, 2010, 03:46 PM

It was a copy of Fiesta with a schoolgirl photoset. Volume 11 Number 9.

Dixi was my first wank though. This pic in particular.

I also remember bashing several out to (I think) an old Mayfair when I was very young. The photoset was titled The Single Melanie, but I can't find it. Anybody who can tell me the issue number?

Another early wank was over OUI magazine. I remember there was a comic strip in that (or Knave) that caused me several messy moments in my mates back garden. He used to hide his dad's old porn out there after rescuing it from the rubbish, and as his garden was open to a playing field there was easy access for a wank whenever I wanted one.

One last memory.. my dad had the very same calendar that was on the wall of the bedsit in the second or third series of Rising Damp. The girl in the wicker chair was just showing the top of her pubes. I'd love to have that again.

ikeswanson · June 22nd, 2010, 11:19 PM

The first time that I creamed to a magazine I was about 11 or so. It was a Penthouse and the pictures I shot off to were of two girls in a lesbian scene. They were showing a lot of really hairy pussy. I had seen several porn mags before but had only gotten hard to them and rubbed my cock thru my pants a little. On this day there was no one home and I got the magazine out from it's hiding place and proceeded to slowly turn the pages. I got hard in a hurry and started to rub my cock thru my pants. Eventually I got so horny and hot that I decided It would be a good idea to get my cock out. I pulled my pants and underwear down and sprang out of my pants. Once my cock was free I held it in my left hand and slowly rubbed the top of my head with my right hand. I would stop every little bit and turn the page then go back to rubbing. I had heard of "jerking off" from older kids but didn't know what it really was or how to do it at the time. As I laid there on my back on the bed with my pants down a little and the magazine next to me I turned to the photo spread of the two girls together. The nudity was quite a bit more explicit in this set than the other "tits and ass" stuff and I rubbed my cock harder and faster as I stared at the girls. It didn't take long before it started to feel really, really, good then I felt something funny traveling up the shaft of my cock. I looked down at it just as I shot my first load all over my left hand and leg. It was white and very thick, something I had never seen before. I was turned on, confused, and very embarrassed about what I had just done to myself. My cock was throbbing and itching, hot, sticky cum was everywhere and I felt guilty. My first thought was "did I just cum?".

I cleaned myself up and walked around feeling really guilty for the rest of the day. That lasted until I started thinking about those naked girls again. This time when I pulled my pants down I actually stroked my cock with my right hand. I remember thinking to myself, "this is what they call jerking off".

I know that Penthouse is here on the forum somewhere. I am going to look for it.

View Poll Results: Do you remember details of the first mag you wanked over?
No, not at all.	222	12.45%
Only vaguely.	379	21.26%
Yes, I remember some features of the girl (hair, face, breasts, ass, pussy)	449	25.18%
Yes, I remember the girl and her exact poses.	619	34.72%
I don't need to remember, I still have the mag!	161	9.03%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 1783. You may not vote on this poll

June 15th, 2010, 07:10 AM	#65
codylevi Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 116 Thanks: 3,124 Thanked 2,961 Times in 108 Posts	The Wanktastic Victoria Cooke Raised in a conservative family, finding this mag sent me on my way to a lifetime wankfest....

June 11th, 2010, 01:54 AM	#61
crackityjones Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: USA Posts: 44 Thanks: 96 Thanked 783 Times in 44 Posts	Hustler May 1995; particularly the first set in this post: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1011367

June 12th, 2010, 12:25 AM	#62
i-Chop Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 498 Thanks: 10,484 Thanked 14,537 Times in 498 Posts	When my hormones became active, I discovered a correlation between manipulating myself and the ensuing outcome! I didn't utilize the pleasures of applying it to a picture until a short time later. That was the February 1975 issue of Playboy with Laura Misch. I recall poring over the layout and decided which picture to accommodate myself with since I knew I had just one shot at it. I settled with the left picture on the third page, the one after the opening two-page spread. For a time I rotated that picture, the one where she's lying on her stomach and the black and white photo (the last pic before the centerfold).

June 15th, 2010, 11:53 AM	#66
pietro Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4 Thanks: 30 Thanked 11 Times in 3 Posts	again teh oui magazine it was 1976 i dont remember the girls name but she was wearing red panties and sitting with her legs spread showing her crotch..it was teh most erotic thing i have ever seen. If i saw this pic again i think i would probably disgrace myself instantly

June 22nd, 2010, 12:04 AM	#67
Lucky088 Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 10 Thanks: 201 Thanked 41 Times in 8 Posts	It would have been around 1965, I suppose. Dad used to get Pl@@boy on the mail. And, I would intercept before he got home! Lol! That was a great time in my history. I love that era! Which month or year to be exact? Don't know.

June 22nd, 2010, 01:46 AM	#68
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,376 Times in 14,171 Posts	I have replied to this thread before, but thinking back, it was the excitement of having a magazine to wank to. Great days. Now I'm not as easily excited.

June 22nd, 2010, 03:46 PM	#69
Johnny Bravo Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 80 Thanks: 24 Thanked 820 Times in 72 Posts	It was a copy of Fiesta with a schoolgirl photoset. Volume 11 Number 9. Dixi was my first wank though. This pic in particular. I also remember bashing several out to (I think) an old Mayfair when I was very young. The photoset was titled The Single Melanie, but I can't find it. Anybody who can tell me the issue number? Another early wank was over OUI magazine. I remember there was a comic strip in that (or Knave) that caused me several messy moments in my mates back garden. He used to hide his dad's old porn out there after rescuing it from the rubbish, and as his garden was open to a playing field there was easy access for a wank whenever I wanted one. One last memory.. my dad had the very same calendar that was on the wall of the bedsit in the second or third series of Rising Damp. The girl in the wicker chair was just showing the top of her pubes. I'd love to have that again.

June 22nd, 2010, 11:19 PM	#70
ikeswanson Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 135 Thanks: 1,081 Thanked 985 Times in 127 Posts	The first time that I creamed to a magazine I was about 11 or so. It was a Penthouse and the pictures I shot off to were of two girls in a lesbian scene. They were showing a lot of really hairy pussy. I had seen several porn mags before but had only gotten hard to them and rubbed my cock thru my pants a little. On this day there was no one home and I got the magazine out from it's hiding place and proceeded to slowly turn the pages. I got hard in a hurry and started to rub my cock thru my pants. Eventually I got so horny and hot that I decided It would be a good idea to get my cock out. I pulled my pants and underwear down and sprang out of my pants. Once my cock was free I held it in my left hand and slowly rubbed the top of my head with my right hand. I would stop every little bit and turn the page then go back to rubbing. I had heard of "jerking off" from older kids but didn't know what it really was or how to do it at the time. As I laid there on my back on the bed with my pants down a little and the magazine next to me I turned to the photo spread of the two girls together. The nudity was quite a bit more explicit in this set than the other "tits and ass" stuff and I rubbed my cock harder and faster as I stared at the girls. It didn't take long before it started to feel really, really, good then I felt something funny traveling up the shaft of my cock. I looked down at it just as I shot my first load all over my left hand and leg. It was white and very thick, something I had never seen before. I was turned on, confused, and very embarrassed about what I had just done to myself. My cock was throbbing and itching, hot, sticky cum was everywhere and I felt guilty. My first thought was "did I just cum?". I cleaned myself up and walked around feeling really guilty for the rest of the day. That lasted until I started thinking about those naked girls again. This time when I pulled my pants down I actually stroked my cock with my right hand. I remember thinking to myself, "this is what they call jerking off". I know that Penthouse is here on the forum somewhere. I am going to look for it.