What if you lived in Australia? - Page 610

**JJ3027** · August 31st, 2017, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You're forgetting one thing. This is an alloy of Neutronium, not Neutronium itself, and these aliens come from a civilization millions of years old. They have discovered scientific secrets that are so fantastic that to us they might seem like magic. And one more thing fellow forum fella:

It is a work of science fiction/fantasy: It does not have to make scientific sense!

You didn't have to toss physics into the trash can. The ship could have come too close to the pulsar, the radiation fried some equipment and they ended crashing into the earth

BTW - I invented warp drive. Just put two wires in a cup of tea and away I went

And Another Thing...God bless Douglas Adams

**Tmee2020** · August 31st, 2017, 11:12 AM

Hikarufan · August 31st, 2017, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

That's what you think, but we're still here. Workers of the world unite!

Especially in Australia!

I needs to find me some good old fashion strike busters for the uprising.

**Motorboater** · August 31st, 2017, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

How? What does Russia have to do with AUS detention camps?

Do i have to have a reason to find something funny?

**Arturo2nd** · August 31st, 2017, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Us Melbournians have to lock up our women. The US Navy is here for a few days!

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/us...29-gy6omf.html

Why? Are Melbourne women a bunch of sluts? If so, they will be very popular with our sailors. Even our female mariners are said to prefer sex with women.

On another note, I am noticing much more rust on U.S. Navy ships than I remember from the days of my youth. Sailors used to spend most of their waking hours scraping and painting. If discipline, morale and alertness have slipped so badly, it is no wonder that accidents at sea have risen and admirals are being relieved of command.

**Motorboater** · August 31st, 2017, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian249x

Why? Are Melbourne women a bunch of sluts? If so, they will be very popular with our sailors.

Yep.

**effCup** · August 31st, 2017, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian249x

much more rust on U.S. Navy ships

Perhaps they're more worried about collisions, now?

Maybe they need self-steering ships?

**trailmaster** · August 31st, 2017, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ3027

You didn't have to toss physics into the trash can. The ship could have come too close to the pulsar, the radiation fried some equipment and they ended crashing into the earth

BTW - I invented warp drive. Just put two wires in a cup of tea and away I went

And Another Thing...God bless Douglas Adams

The radiation can't get through Neutronium. Why do you have to try to trash everything I am saying about my story. Just accept it dude!

**philll_77** · August 31st, 2017, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

The radiation can't get through Neutronium. Why do you have to try to trash everything I am saying about my story. Just accept it dude!

I love your stories, Trashmaster.

**effCup** · August 31st, 2017, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by philll_77

I love your stories, master.

Well, they do have just about the right amount of spray-on cheese.

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