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Old 04-23-2017, 08:11 PM   #9031
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I have indeed visited Fort Jefferson and snorkeled around the outside wall. Fairly, recently as well, say, three years ago. I certainly don't recall seeing such a warning, and certainly did not encounter any crocodiles on my swim.
Well I would guess that if you had encountered one of sufficient size you would not be posting here now.
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Old 04-23-2017, 10:57 PM   #9032
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:42 PM   #9034
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:49 PM   #9035
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Well I would guess that if you had encountered one of sufficient size you would not be posting here now.
To the contrary Santee. If you enlarge Cartman's photo you will see a stone catwalk that surrounds the fort, forming a moat. Had I encountered a croc, I would have been on top of that catwalk tout suite.

What's more perplexing, is that overnight camping is allowed on Fort Jefferson's land which lies outside the walls. If the presence of crocs is real, why do they allow that? I would be much more afraid being woken up by a hungry croc trying to get into my tent, with no means of escape, than one encountered snorkeling.
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No. This is a baby, orphaned muskox (Ovibos moschatus) , not bison or buffalo . Photographed by caring people in Nunavut.

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No. This is a baby, orphaned muskox (Ovibos moschatus) , not bison or buffalo . Photographed by caring people in Nunavut.

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