Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 127

MaxJoker · January 24th, 2018, 12:20 PM

Got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop today ,

Only asked where the bomber jackets were.

Every woman I've ever questioned has always said no they didn't find rape jokes funny,

Although I knew they all meant yes they did .

When I first started hearing about these 'Muslim grooming gangs' it got my hopes up ,

Thought they'd finally figured out how to use toothpaste and deodorant.

**seany65** · January 27th, 2018, 03:29 PM

I went to holland the other week and visited the Ann Frank museum. I bought a bucket of old poop.

Why?

Well the man did say it was the Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

MaxJoker · January 29th, 2018, 12:58 PM

Why don’t Muslim men smoke after sex ? ,

Because second hand smoke is very dangerous for children.

How does a Muslim tell the difference between a male and a female Camel in the dark ? ,

He sticks his nose in it`s arse as if there's a place for his tongue knows it's a female.

When my fourteen year old daughter told me she had become pregnant was absolutely furious ,

I'm not ready to be a dad again !.

**Mister Fide** · February 3rd, 2018, 11:49 PM

What is the only wood that does not float? Natalie.

~~}[eywood~~ · February 6th, 2018, 02:12 PM

What did slaveowners use to purchase their slaves?

A Mastercard

MaxJoker · February 7th, 2018, 03:40 PM

What`s the definition of irony ? ,

A Jewish Gasman

MaxJoker · February 9th, 2018, 04:24 PM

Wife gave birth to a baby boy today and got to admit am pretty disappointed because was hoping for a girl,

As not really into gay stuff.

**trailmaster** · February 14th, 2018, 01:45 PM

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can you penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His granpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"

**trailmaster** · February 15th, 2018, 12:12 PM

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!!"

**trailmaster** · February 16th, 2018, 12:30 PM

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." " Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God" , said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

January 24th, 2018, 12:20 PM	#1261
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop today , Only asked where the bomber jackets were. Every woman I've ever questioned has always said no they didn't find rape jokes funny, Although I knew they all meant yes they did . When I first started hearing about these 'Muslim grooming gangs' it got my hopes up , Thought they'd finally figured out how to use toothpaste and deodorant. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 27th, 2018, 03:29 PM	#1262
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	I went to holland the other week and visited the Ann Frank museum. I bought a bucket of old poop. Why? Well the man did say it was the Diarrhea of Anne Frank. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

January 29th, 2018, 12:58 PM	#1263
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why don’t Muslim men smoke after sex ? , Because second hand smoke is very dangerous for children. How does a Muslim tell the difference between a male and a female Camel in the dark ? , He sticks his nose in it`s arse as if there's a place for his tongue knows it's a female. When my fourteen year old daughter told me she had become pregnant was absolutely furious , I'm not ready to be a dad again !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 6th, 2018, 02:12 PM	#1265
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	I'll dedicate this one to MaxJoker.... What did slaveowners use to purchase their slaves? A Mastercard

February 7th, 2018, 03:40 PM	#1266
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s the definition of irony ? , A Jewish Gasman __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 3rd, 2018, 11:49 PM	#1264
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	What is the only wood that does not float? Natalie.

February 9th, 2018, 04:24 PM	#1267
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Wife gave birth to a baby boy today and got to admit am pretty disappointed because was hoping for a girl, As not really into gay stuff. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 14th, 2018, 01:45 PM	#1268
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,893 Thanks: 1,328,995 Thanked 707,172 Times in 60,065 Posts	One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can you penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His granpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"

February 15th, 2018, 12:12 PM	#1269
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,893 Thanks: 1,328,995 Thanked 707,172 Times in 60,065 Posts	A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!!"

February 16th, 2018, 12:30 PM	#1270
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,893 Thanks: 1,328,995 Thanked 707,172 Times in 60,065 Posts	The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." " Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God" , said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

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