Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 112

**seany65** · March 9th, 2017, 11:19 PM

Where do japanese people borrow books from?

The Riblaly.

Estreeter · March 10th, 2017, 10:00 AM

Three pregnant women were knitting for their unborn child

The first woman says, "I hope I have a girl because I have used pink wool."

The second woman says, "I hope I have a boy because I have used blue wool."

The third woman says, "I hope I have a spastic, I've just fucked up the arms!"

Estreeter · March 11th, 2017, 11:21 AM

I was 15 years old when my Dad caught me smoking.

I said, "Dad, honest it's the first time."

Dad replied "That's a lie, Nobody ever gets caught at doing anything the first time."

So later that night, I went out and killed someone.

natkingcole · March 12th, 2017, 11:03 AM

We were so poor when I was growing up, we had to wank the dog off just to give the cat something to eat.

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2017, 02:44 PM

Due to that Nun anal molestation (Knew I shouldn't have done it while she was queuing at the bus stop, yet the heart wants what the heart wants

) charge sticking ,

Am currently having to teach mentally disabled children for the next six months ,

They're all different races, creeds and colours ,

Or as I like to call them,

Mixed veg

**SanteeFats** · March 13th, 2017, 11:18 PM

Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."

MaxJoker · March 15th, 2017, 01:23 PM

A Muslim takes his daughter to the doctor for birth control pills ,
Doctor gets out his prescription pad and asks how old the daughter is ,
The man says 8 ,
Doctor gasps "Your daughter is sexually active at 8 ?"
Active , hell no says the man,
She just lays there like her bloody mother.

MaxJoker · March 16th, 2017, 05:15 PM

For me Gay jokes never get old ,

Just like all those Queers who got AIDS in the late 80`s.

MaxJoker · March 22nd, 2017, 04:47 PM

Do you know how to tell when a Muslim is ill ? ,

When he looks like Shiite.

Havinfun · March 25th, 2017, 05:26 PM

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The gal tied up in the back of my car.

March 9th, 2017, 11:19 PM	#1111
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March 10th, 2017, 10:00 AM	#1112
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	Three pregnant women were knitting for their unborn child The first woman says, "I hope I have a girl because I have used pink wool." The second woman says, "I hope I have a boy because I have used blue wool." The third woman says, "I hope I have a spastic, I've just fucked up the arms!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 11th, 2017, 11:21 AM	#1113
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	I was 15 years old when my Dad caught me smoking. I said, "Dad, honest it's the first time." Dad replied "That's a lie, Nobody ever gets caught at doing anything the first time." So later that night, I went out and killed someone. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 13th, 2017, 02:44 PM	#1115
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Due to that Nun anal molestation (Knew I shouldn't have done it while she was queuing at the bus stop, yet the heart wants what the heart wants ) charge sticking , Am currently having to teach mentally disabled children for the next six months , They're all different races, creeds and colours , Or as I like to call them, Mixed veg __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 15th, 2017, 01:23 PM	#1117
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	A Muslim takes his daughter to the doctor for birth control pills , Doctor gets out his prescription pad and asks how old the daughter is , The man says 8 , Doctor gasps "Your daughter is sexually active at 8 ?" Active , hell no says the man, She just lays there like her bloody mother. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 12th, 2017, 11:03 AM	#1114
natkingcole Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 24 Thanks: 33 Thanked 394 Times in 26 Posts	We were so poor when I was growing up, we had to wank the dog off just to give the cat something to eat.

March 13th, 2017, 11:18 PM	#1116
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,340 Times in 60,962 Posts	Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."

March 16th, 2017, 05:15 PM	#1118
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Too soon ? For me Gay jokes never get old , Just like all those Queers who got AIDS in the late 80`s. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 22nd, 2017, 04:47 PM	#1119
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	What's the difference between love and herpes ? .. Herpes lasts forever Do you know how to tell when a Muslim is ill ? , When he looks like Shiite. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 25th, 2017, 05:26 PM	#1120
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