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Old February 7th, 2017, 12:36 PM   #2971
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Smoking is a health hazard, but so is anal, so I might as well smoke

Hey, I've been in some putrid butts and pussies, so is it any wonder why I smoke!
I've tried taking to drinking but it wrecks havoc with my electronics!
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Smoking is a health hazard, but so is anal, so I might as well smoke


Having a smoke was the only thing that got the taste of ass out of Mr. Wobble's mouth.
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There was much celebrating in The Shire when the Hobbit Council revoked prohibition..
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Most of us would be embarrassed to compare our cocks to Ron Jeremy's, but this is ridiculous!

Thanks to OP ron2k7 for posting a magazine spread of Ron and Lotta Topp in the Ron Jeremy thread
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So, 10 clowns walked into a bar.....
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