Things Noticeable this week - Page 3433

**deepsepia** · July 19th, 2018, 02:35 AM

Best headline today

"'Dr Bumbum' on the run"

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Originally Posted by 'Dr Bumbum' on the run

Brazilian plastic surgeon 'Dr Bumbum' on the run after patient dies following failed bottom enhancement

A celebrity plastic surgeon known as Dr Bumbum has gone on the run in Brazil after a woman died following a procedure to enlarge her bottom.

Denis Furtado, 45, is believed to have given acrylic glass filler injections to Lilian Calixto, 46, at his home in Rio de Janeiro.

Bank manager Ms Furtado fell ill during the procedure and was taken to hospital, where she died.

Police launched a manhunt after Dr Furtado disappeared following the patient’s death.

They have arrested the surgeon’s 19-year-old girlfriend, who worked in his surgery; his mother, who is a disqualified doctor; and a nurse who helped with the procedure.

All three were held on suspicion of qualified homicide and criminal association, reported Brazilian newspaper Extra.

A judge has issued an arrest warrant for Dr Furtado, who was declared a fugitive by investigators after they were unable to find him.

The surgeon has almost 650,000 followers on Instagram, where he regularly posted pictures of women’s buttocks before and after procedures.

Find your doc on Instagram, what could possibly go wrong?

**otokonomidori** · July 19th, 2018, 06:03 AM

Buckfast makes you f*cked fast.

**bp666** · July 19th, 2018, 10:46 AM

This article just shows how stupid humans have become.

Transpeople who register with their GP as their birth sex will be invited to screenings appropriate to that, but if they register as they gender they identify as they will not be.

If a transman, born female, registers as male he won’t be invited for routine breast screenings at 50, or cervical screening, despite having both.

However, if a transwoman registers as female they will be routinely invited for cervical screening despite not having a cervix

Stop the world - I want to get off (not in that way you dirty minded sods).

Estreeter · July 19th, 2018, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bp666

Stop the world - I want to get off

No, don't .... hang around and laugh, that's the best way to deal with this world now

works for me

**Greenman** · July 19th, 2018, 02:43 PM

Is Dr Bumbum related to Mr Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang.?

I noticed a story about kids bitten by a shark in New York- l didn't know you got sharks in New York or was Trump trying to kiss them?

Once again no respite for Brotain as a whole with vast swathes of the country looking forward to yet another dry, hot weekend, is there no end in sight to this weather, or are we destined to be roasted ALL Summer?? Turn on the clouds, get some rain going, the ground is parched, our garden is brown with very little grass and flowers have no hope of survival...l hate this weather!!

**Wendigo** · July 19th, 2018, 03:03 PM

No-one charged in 9 out of 10 crimes - Home Office
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44884113

We pretty much all now our legal system is shit and run by brainless muppets but it's still disconcerting to see how shockingly bad it really is

Meanwhile the Lesbian/TG and all that annoying bollox liaison officers will no doubt be increasing in numbers

Thankfully possession of weapons is high on the list but in general it's a pretty good time to be a criminal

**Mal Hombre** · July 19th, 2018, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

I noticed a story about kids bitten by a shark in New York- l didn't know you got sharks in New York or was Trump trying to kiss them?

Four people were killed by sharks off the New Jersey coast in 1916,It was part of the inspiration for Jaws.

Where's Brotain ?

Estreeter · July 19th, 2018, 03:19 PM

This Week, I Noticed

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Where's Brotain ?

Greenman takes spelling and typing lessons from me

**Wendigo** · July 19th, 2018, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Where's Brotain ?

I don't know but it seems it may be due a hot spell

**CARLTON BROWN** · July 19th, 2018, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendigo

I don't know but it seems it may be due a hot spell

It's just west of North Brexit.

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July 19th, 2018, 06:03 AM	#34322
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,016 Thanked 122,398 Times in 8,316 Posts	Buckfast makes you f*cked fast.

July 19th, 2018, 10:46 AM	#34323
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,415 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	This article just shows how stupid humans have become. Transpeople who register with their GP as their birth sex will be invited to screenings appropriate to that, but if they register as they gender they identify as they will not be. If a transman, born female, registers as male he won’t be invited for routine breast screenings at 50, or cervical screening, despite having both. However, if a transwoman registers as female they will be routinely invited for cervical screening despite not having a cervix Stop the world - I want to get off (not in that way you dirty minded sods).

July 19th, 2018, 02:43 PM	#34325
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,503 Times in 19,356 Posts	Is Dr Bumbum related to Mr Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang.? I noticed a story about kids bitten by a shark in New York- l didn't know you got sharks in New York or was Trump trying to kiss them? Once again no respite for Brotain as a whole with vast swathes of the country looking forward to yet another dry, hot weekend, is there no end in sight to this weather, or are we destined to be roasted ALL Summer?? Turn on the clouds, get some rain going, the ground is parched, our garden is brown with very little grass and flowers have no hope of survival...l hate this weather!!