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Old 04-25-2018, 09:53 AM   #2621
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If it weren't for me passing along to your father what sexually excites and arouses your mother in the sack she would have left him years ago!
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Now I'd like to pass along a few positions to you that your mother showed me!
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:01 PM   #2622
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Just think of me as Mr Whipple in the Charmin commercial and stop squeezing my poor aching balls so damn hard!
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Old 04-29-2018, 10:31 AM   #2623
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If your landlord is deducting $20 off the rent for every blowjob you give him then you must be living here practically rent free!
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4344 Sure we can post pics of this on VEF if it's your wish but I doubt you''l receive a single thanks
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Old 04-29-2018, 02:19 PM   #2625
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Big Grin The fact her fanny was as wide as a wind tunnel probably should have been a hint

4345 ~ Is that a tattoo ? . What does it say ?. Heeeey wait a minute , Cuzzy was here !!!
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Old 04-29-2018, 03:33 PM   #2626
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Your ass is so ugly that every pub in town uses a picture of it as a dartboard!

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Your ass is so ugly that even the kiddies use a picture of it to play pin the tail on the donkey at birthday parties!
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:01 PM   #2627
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What do you mean you'll blow me if I buy you a new hand bag?
Who the fuck do you think I am Monty Hall and this is Lets Make A Deal?
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4348 I'm sorry, but an ad break is all the time I can give ya.
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4349 ~ Whoops my wristwatch`s fallen off inside while was fisting you , give us a second , ah bugger , it`s slipped down the side of the sofa
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If you'd show just a little more enthusiasm I wouldn't have to keep having phone sex with your mom while shagging you!

(Damn I hate when her line is busy! )
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