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Old 04-11-2018, 03:33 PM   #2601
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Old 04-11-2018, 03:46 PM   #2602
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Wife: When I told you to make it more interesting...I didn't think you would invite him?
Husband: Why not? He is the most interesting guy I know?
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:32 PM   #2604
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:42 PM   #2605
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:54 PM   #2606
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:28 AM   #2607
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When you leave, pick up that dog poop on my front lawn on your way out to your car!
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4329 Sorry, can't fuck, I've got a headache this time That you caused
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4330: You certainly are "attractive" ... flies come right to you!
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