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Old 04-09-2018, 12:06 PM   #2591
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Your Indian heritage sure has its rewards. You suck my dick like you are smoking a peace pipe!
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Old 04-09-2018, 06:11 PM   #2592
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Honey, you won't believe this...But I think I found Nemo.
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Old 04-10-2018, 11:24 AM   #2593
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You and your mom both share the same tastes in so many things. Even both your pussies taste the same.
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Old 04-10-2018, 11:46 AM   #2594
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Yes I know you love sucking cock.
Oh by the way, speaking of sucking cock, your father is not the womanizer you think he is, I happened to see him coming out of the Gay Blade Pub this afternoon.
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It took you 59 minutes to make me cum this time, but see you're getting better, you've got it down to under an hour.
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Old 04-11-2018, 02:52 PM   #2596
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I want you to do me, what Facebook is doing to their users.
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Old 04-11-2018, 03:33 PM   #2597
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Actually happened to a guy I knew during sex:

She: Do you like horses?
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