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Old 04-08-2018, 11:37 AM   #2581
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4309: You really need to stop using corn on the cob to pleasure yourself. Its such a big turn off having those kernels dropping out of your pussy when shagging you!
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:52 AM   #2582
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I see you've installed one of those "Take A Ticket/Now Serving" machines.
Well I'm outta here! ... Why am I leaving you ask? ...
Because you are now serving Number 8 and I've got Ticket number 29!
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No I'm afraid fucking is not an Olympic sport or competition.
Besides, what makes you think that you would even qualify to compete?
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4312 By saying you want a Mercedes Benz does that mean anal ain't out of the question
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Old 04-08-2018, 05:49 PM   #2585
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Red face Exactly , who knew Keith wasn't a girl`s name ?

4313 ~ Heeey wait a second , we both can't have penises !
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:57 PM   #2586
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Like my father before me and his father before him.....HERE I CUM!!!!
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Your Indian heritage sure has its rewards. You suck my dick like you are smoking a peace pipe!
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Honey, you won't believe this...But I think I found Nemo.
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You and your mom both share the same tastes in so many things. Even both your pussies taste the same.
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