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Old 02-02-2018, 01:17 PM   #2571
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After having given birth to seven kids in succession and then shoving an eggplant in it everyday for the past three years, hoe can you honestly claim to have a tight pussy??
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Old 02-02-2018, 10:30 PM   #2572
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Shhhh, you might wake up my wife
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Old 02-03-2018, 12:48 PM   #2573
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Before you start slobbering on my dick with one of your usual boring blowjobs ...
37 Across, What's a 7-letter word for A Farm Animal?
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Old 02-03-2018, 02:01 PM   #2574
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Hey, who is Bill, Terry, Doug, Poul, Mervin, Sam, JR JR and Sulivan?
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Old 02-09-2018, 10:53 AM   #2575
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The iceberg that sank the Titanic was just an ice cube compared to you!
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Mom and dad's bundle of joy ... don't flatter yourself,
the only reason you were born is because your father's condom was defective!
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