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Old 12-27-2017, 12:30 PM   #2541
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4265 Can you wear these nylons, I like the colour, my favourite, great for sex and also I gotta admit I've worn then on my head during armed robberies.
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Old 12-30-2017, 12:02 PM   #2542
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4266: Your mother has had 6 children and her pussy is still tighter than yours!
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Old 12-30-2017, 12:34 PM   #2543
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4267 Please don't fake an orgasm, I'm going out of my way to make sure you don't enjoy this
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4268: Shagging you has become so boring, and the only way I can get it up with you is to look at naked pics of your mother -- get them out of the night stand for me!
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4269: Let me stick my dick in your greasy hair for some lubricant.
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She screams like a banshee.
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4271 When I said I like your pussy I actually meant your cat not that grotesque thing between your thighs
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"Yes. Yes. Yes..YYEEEESSS!"
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STOP!
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Hammertime!
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