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Old 11-08-2017, 07:47 PM   #2531
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4255:
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:43 PM   #2532
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4256 ~ What am I doing ? . Laying a trail of breadcrumbs. Since as much as I want to enter you , also want to be able to find my way back !
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Old 11-12-2017, 09:45 AM   #2533
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4258 ~ Of course I like being between your thighs , and no they`re not too chunky . Anyway always wanted to experience the Trash Compactor sensation from Star Wars
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Old 11-13-2017, 11:04 AM   #2535
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4259 Honey, you know we're never getting divorced because I can't see one reason why I'd marry ya to begin with
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4260 ~ There that should do ya , now let`s turn up the sound on the match
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Old 12-09-2017, 11:34 AM   #2537
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4261 Bloody hell Honey, Who taught you how to wipe your ass
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4262 I aim to satisfy Honey so I'll let you chose between the cleanest or dirtiest 90 seconds your sex life
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I think I accidently used glue instead of lube
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4264 So what if the vibrator I got you for Christmas didn't include batteries, you can still shove it up your butt without them , besides the one that did include batteries cost more, but I needed a couple extra dollars for a stop at the pub for a few beers on the way home
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