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Old 10-27-2017, 08:34 PM   #2521
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4245: I think of you every time I am eating your mother's pussy!
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4246 ~ Of course I find you attractive my dear. Provided I don't open my tightly closed eyes
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4247 .... Stay the night, OK, when we finish, If you've survived I will, no point in staying waiting for the coroner
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Old 11-05-2017, 11:49 AM   #2524
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You know the dog's got a really hairy tongue
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4251: Jeez, my dog's farts don't smell as bad as your pussy!
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Closer....Closer....I'm peeing on you.
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4253: If it wern't for your chapped lips I wouldn't know you were sucking my dick!
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Tight? Don't make me laugh!
They don't even make a tampon big enough for that gaping hole you call a pussy!
Try one of my bed pillows.
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