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Old 10-24-2017, 04:32 PM   #2511
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Old 10-26-2017, 12:57 PM   #2513
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4242 You look like a famous singer, Yeah I got it .... Susan Boyle
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Old 10-26-2017, 03:19 PM   #2514
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4243 ~ Huh , that`s your vagina ? ... Do you mind if I get a second opinion ?
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Old 10-27-2017, 01:21 PM   #2515
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4244 Sorry, I now you haven't cum yet but I gotta go, it's happy hour down the pub in 10 minutes
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4245: I think of you every time I am eating your mother's pussy!
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4246 ~ Of course I find you attractive my dear. Provided I don't open my tightly closed eyes
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4247 .... Stay the night, OK, when we finish, If you've survived I will, no point in staying waiting for the coroner
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You know the dog's got a really hairy tongue
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