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Old 10-23-2017, 09:55 PM   #2511
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Your grandpa does it better than you....and he has been dead for fifty years
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excuse but what did you say your name was?
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excuse but what did you say your name was?
4237 Please don't tell me your name, I want no chance of making contact after this
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4238. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
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Old 10-24-2017, 03:12 PM   #2515
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4239 ~ If I said you had a beautiful body ... Could you ignore my laughter , eye rolling and sarcastic expression ?
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4240

What's that smell?


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Whoops,I thought it was a fart.
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4242 You look like a famous singer, Yeah I got it .... Susan Boyle
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4243 ~ Huh , that`s your vagina ? ... Do you mind if I get a second opinion ?
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4244 Sorry, I now you haven't cum yet but I gotta go, it's happy hour down the pub in 10 minutes
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