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Old 10-24-2017, 07:38 AM   #2511
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excuse but what did you say your name was?
4237 Please don't tell me your name, I want no chance of making contact after this
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:49 AM   #2512
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4238. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
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Old 10-24-2017, 03:12 PM   #2513
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4239 ~ If I said you had a beautiful body ... Could you ignore my laughter , eye rolling and sarcastic expression ?
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4240

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Whoops,I thought it was a fart.
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Old 10-26-2017, 11:57 AM   #2516
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4242 You look like a famous singer, Yeah I got it .... Susan Boyle
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4243 ~ Huh , that`s your vagina ? ... Do you mind if I get a second opinion ?
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Old 10-27-2017, 12:21 PM   #2518
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4244 Sorry, I now you haven't cum yet but I gotta go, it's happy hour down the pub in 10 minutes
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4246 ~ Of course I find you attractive my dear. Provided I don't open my tightly closed eyes
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