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Old 10-22-2017, 05:17 PM   #2511
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"I thinks she is dead."
"Should we call for help?"
"Nah, just continue. The way you are screwing, you might just shock her back to life"
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4234 "your sister does it better than you do"
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:55 PM   #2513
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Your grandpa does it better than you....and he has been dead for fifty years
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Old 10-24-2017, 06:49 AM   #2514
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excuse but what did you say your name was?
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:38 AM   #2515
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excuse but what did you say your name was?
4237 Please don't tell me your name, I want no chance of making contact after this
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4238. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
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Old 10-24-2017, 03:12 PM   #2517
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4239 ~ If I said you had a beautiful body ... Could you ignore my laughter , eye rolling and sarcastic expression ?
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4240

What's that smell?


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Whoops,I thought it was a fart.
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4242 You look like a famous singer, Yeah I got it .... Susan Boyle
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