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Old 05-29-2015, 04:54 PM   #1611
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1592. Maybe you could try to learn how to whistle while sucking my dick to liven things up!
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Old 05-30-2015, 12:04 PM   #1612
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1593:...do you have a spare computer mouse? Better make it a wired one.
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1594. I wish you would trim those toenails once in a while on those hooves that you call feet, its costing me a fortune on sheets!
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1589:...you put your left foot in, you put you left foot out...
But 6 foot under is what it's all about
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Old 05-31-2015, 12:48 PM   #1615
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1596 - you only asked how long it was, you never mentioned anything about width!
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1597.You thought I meant inches ? I was talking centimetres...
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1598 - when you asked if I wanted a finger up my arse I didn't realise it would be your husband's!
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1598 - when you asked if I wanted a finger up my arse I didn't realise it would be your husband's!
1599.And I don't think that's His finger....
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1600.Women are alright but they're not as good as the Real Thing...
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